Butt Bandit Sentenced to 13 Months for Greasy Vandalism

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Bringing an end to the Butt Bandit saga, vandal Thomas Larvie was sentenced Thursday to 13 1/2 months in jail. DON'T MISS Nebraska Butt Bandit Leaves His Greasy Mark in Victims' Homes The Butt Bandit Brought to Justice It seems like an overly harsh sentence to me. Larvie never stole anything. Instead he broke into places in Valentine, Neb., smeared his ass with vaseline and left big greasy imprints on windows. Ick. Gross. But more than a year of his life for something that was simply...Read Full Story

The Butt Bandit Brought to Justice

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Police in the sleepy hamlet of Valentine, Nebraska, believe they've brought to an end the most horrific period in the town's history.That's right. They caught the Butt Bandit.This slippery thief has been leaving his calling card at crime scenes all over Valentine for the last year and a half, leaving the 2,650 residents in confusion and fear. Late at night, the Butt Bandit comes calling. He ransacks businesses, stealing all the valuables, then he does something truly awful.He covers his ass...Read Full Story

Nebraska Butt Bandit Leaves His Greasy Mark in Victims' Homes

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As if victims didn't feel violated enough after having their homes broken into, one Valentine, Neb. thief has found a way to seriously creep out his victims.How? Glad you asked.First he takes a handful of petroleum jelly and smears it all over his naked backside (and frontside). Then he proceeds to rub his bare ass all over a victim's windows, leaving imprints of his butt and genitals for everyone to see.Grossest. Calling card. Ever.Cherry County Attorney Eric Scott insists "It's not funny or...Read Full Story