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Where'd you go to high school??

By lucyindasky on | From lucyindaskywithdiamonds.blogspot.com

Man dressed as penis disrupts graduation By DENNIS YUSKO, Staff writer SARATOGA SPRINGS -- A 19-year-old man dressed as a penis was arrested for disturbing a high school graduation today at the Saratoga Performing Arts Center. Calvin Morett of 337 Pyramid Pine Estates allegedly interrupted the Saratoga Springs High School graduation by marching across SPAC's stage in an inflatable 6-foot penis costume while diplomas were being given out, Saratoga Springs Police Sgt. Sean Briscoe said...Read Full Story

Penis Costume Prankster Must Apologize

By tatiana on

OK, so maybe wearing a penis costume to a high school graduation isn't the best idea, but it sure is amusing. A New York judge just ordered 19-year-old Calvin Morett to apologize to the city of Saratoga Springs, New York yesterday, for wearing a penis costume and disrupting a high school graduation. Morett paraded across the stage at the Saratoga Performing Arts Center during the graduation in a life-sized penis costume last month. The judge has ordered Morett to write an apology and pay to...Read Full Story

Man sorry for making a dick of himself

By dodonnell on | From bad-news-day.com

A 19-YEAR-old New York man has been fined and told to apologise after running across the stage dressed as a penis during a high school graduation. Calvin Morett pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct for dressing in the 2m costume at the graduation at the Saratoga Performing Arts Centre in Saratoga Springs, the Associated Press reported. The judge also ordered Morett to pay to have the apology published in a local newspaper, pay court fees and perform 24 hours of community service. Share...Read Full Story

WEIRD NEWS: 6-foot Penis Costume = Disorderly Conduct

By afunnyguy on | From afunnyguy.theledger.com

SARATOGA SPRINGS, N.Y. (AP) _ A judge has ordered a 19-year-old man to write an apology to a the city of Saratoga Springs in New York for dressing in an offensive costume at a high school graduation.Read Full Story