Camilla Parker Bowles

To be fair, making a “let them eat cake” joke about French models is tough to recover from. (That didn’t actually happen, but, you know, it could have.) Camilla wore a simple housedress for her tour, perhaps assuming she'd pick up some couture freebies along the way. (After all, Kate Middleton would.) Via: Chris Jackson / Getty Images Here's a Dior designer creating some oversize couture nipple pasties. They're not for Camilla. Via: Chris Jackson / Getty Images Oh look, here's Camilla...Read Full Story

Kate Middleton’s recent luxury vacation in the tropical paradise of Mustique was not an unmixed blessing on the publicity front.  The Palace has fed us the line that poor Kate has been so ill with morning sickness that performing any of her royal duties, which are euphemistically referred to as ‘work,’ have been impossible.  Next thing we know the Duchess of Cambridge is on exclusive Mustique enjoying an active beach vacation.  Whoops.  And how do we know that Kate was active?  Well that’s...Read Full Story

It is one hundred percent normal for an expecting mother and father to become paranoid. Hey, it’s even in the job description! I remember how paranoid I was when my four little kittens were born – it was so bad that I couldn’t leave the house out of fear that my kittens might end up alone and scared. Then again, I am not the most orthodox parent in the world. I am more like Prince William – not suffering from the “God Complex” here, but Prince William recently went plenty cray-cray over...Read Full Story

Prince Charles meets Defence Force personnel at Garden Island Wharf, Sydney. Photo: Peter Rae Prince Charles has arrived to cheers and clapping from hundreds of keen royal watchers at Sydney's Circular Quay. The Prince of Wales arrived in a motorcade under heavy police guard and greeted crowds outside the Overseas Passenger Terminal on Friday. He was not accompanied by his other half, with the Duchess of Cornwall visiting Victoria Barracks where she was awarded the title of...Read Full Story

By AMY OLIVER Newsweek even mocked up an image of an older Diana and her new daughter-in-law Kate for the coverHad she lived Princess Diana would be Facebook friends with arch-nemesis Camilla Parker-Bowles, have 10million Twitter followers and an 'it's complicated' relationship status.At least that's what Tina Brown's Newsweek thinks in a front-page lead article that imagines what the late Princess would be doing at 50.The piece hits newsstands days before July 1, which would have been Diana...Read Full Story