Captain Morgan Halloween Costumes

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Model Marisa Miller (R) and Captain Morgan compete in DIRECTV's Fifth Annual Celebrity Beach Bowl at Victory Park on February 5, 2011 in Dallas, Texas. (Getty Images)more pics »If you really want to be an impressive Captain Morgan for Halloween this year, you're going to have to pay more than $40. That's what you get for choosing a relatively complicated costume that requires old-timey clothing in a specific cut and color, not to mention a matching hat, a wig and a mustache (although it is rather easy for some gentlemen and some unfortunate ladies to achieve that last bit at home, given a few weeks of growing time).

So okay. You're going to have to buy stuff. Luckily, there are a lot of drunks who fantasize about being the face of their alcohol for the night, so there are a lot of costume companies that do their best to replicate said pirate.



This off-brand costume is called "Captain Blackheart," but the coat is red, the coat is long, it all comes with the hat. But it doesn't come with the hair! At $48.99, you get what you pay for.




This Captain Morgan costume looks a little more official, even if it doesn't come with the boots or the bottle (come on, you can provide that element. You were planning to all along). And it costs over $85! You really want to shell out that much cash to look like a drunky pirate?



Sometimes ladies also want to be drunky pirates. And for $39.99 they can.





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