Caribou Barbie

If you ask anyone in the middle east what the Israeli Palestinian conflict is about, they will not tell you religion.  This is a conflict, as all other middle east conflicts have been since the dawn of time, about land and resources first and foremost.  Even the Crusades boiled down to a simple land war in Asia fought for economic superiority.  This could all change if Sarah Palin ever gets to be in charge. That’s right folks.  According to Sarah Palin the Army in Iraq is on a mission from...Read Full Story

Some days Maureen Dowd just cracks me up with her wit and skill as a wordsmith. Her latest column in the New York Times which looks at the tone deafness - read stupidity - of the McCain/Palin ticket in terms of botching the effort to depict Barack Obama as the elitist instead of themselves. Between Cindy McCain's appearance in a $300,000 out fit and jewels at the GOP Convention and "Caribou Barbie" Palin's receipt of $150,000 in clothes - not to mention her $32,800 for hair styling and makeup...Read Full Story

Here's another conversation that I had earlier with my friend.Gwen: and now what? lolGwen: put her on some interviews and she'll go back to not knowing how to answer "what magazines do you read?"Anthony Taurus: i think the media may rehash old questions that she'll be able to answer down the lineNot, that I like to toot my own horn, "doggone it" but I think you'll find that we both were right.Check out this video:First of all, the McCain campaign's strategy is so simple and pitiful that it...Read Full Story

The caption to this post is from Christopher Hitchens' column over at Slate today. The title to his article, however is only the beginning of the bitch slapping he gives the Republican Party and John McCain for the lunacy of nominating Sarah "Caribou Barbie" Palin for the VP slot on the GOP ticket. I have bashed Palin plenty not because I am anti-woman or anti-religion, but because she's an idiot and crazy religious fanatic who - as is typical of such people - doesn't have the ability to...Read Full Story

Sorry folks, but I'm afraid that I just had to jump on the political bandwagon something I usually care not to do, but like I said, I cannot resist. Resistance really is futile.While the Federal election here in Canada is pretty dull, the situation south of our border (and north and west) is downright titillating by comparison!I'm referring specifically to John McCain's choice of running mate, Sarah Palin, the Governor of Alaska. I'm not going to belabour the point but after watching part of...Read Full Story

Apparently Sarah Palin and the Palin Bunch have returned home to govern/mis-manage Alaska... The real question is what will Sarah Palin do now that she helped John McCain lose his last chance for the White House? I'm thinking there will soon be a new reality t.v. series soon called "Palin Place." Or maybe there will be a new cartoon for young girls called "Caribou Barbie," in which young girls are taught to enter beauty competitions at a young age and then spend years trying out different...Read Full Story

I went over to my eighty year old neighbor's house last night to watch the belated 4th of July fireworks... My neighbor had the inside scoop that Sarah Palin was going to be on Saturday Night Live. I had no idea my neighbor was a Saturday Night Live fan, and when I told her that, she said that she "only watches it when Tina Fey is on." Right on!!! As you can tell, there's a very good reason she and I are buds and will be going to see W later today. I just hope I'm as feisty as her when I'm 80...Read Full Story

I think I've finally recovered enough from the Halloween Monster Mash party at North Star Craft Brewery to post the pictures I had to steal from someone's camera disc yesterday. Needless to say, my costume turned into a sort of Sarah Palin/Caribou Barbie/Wonder Woman costume. And I managed to forget my Sarah Palin glasses at home, dangit!! But at least we all had a lot of fun with all my $150,000 worth of Caribou Barbie accessories, including the love child baby doll, the rifles and a dead...Read Full Story

Omarosa isn't keen on having Sarah Palin as America's Vice President. She has given her two cents:"I don't really have a problem with Sarah Palin ... I have a problem with John McCain choosing her as his running mate. It's ironic that he said Barack doesn't have enough experience and then you choose Caribou Barbie as your runningmate." [Source]Read Full Story

There’s a showdown in the making it seems…the ‘effete, urbanesque, National Review Online-intelligentsia-blue-blooded near-liberal Rockefeller (R)epublicans’ who are playing the ‘credentialism’ game and have (at best) lukewarm support for Sarah Palin. There’s much attendant hand-wringing and harrumph!ing amongst some of those elitist small-'c' conservatives at the NRO. It’s off-putting at best,Read Full Story