Carlos Mencia Comedy

Carlos Mencia Comedy

Carlos Mencia live comedy tour links and news. According to Wikipedia: Like many comedians, he focuses on race, sexual orientation, politics, religion, class and society, but in a style which intentionally violates rules of what is... [more]

Carlos Mencia live comedy tour links and news. According to Wikipedia: Like many comedians, he focuses on race, sexual orientation, politics, religion, class and society, but in a style which intentionally violates rules of what is politically correct by, for example, making a point to use racial epithets or terms such as “retarded” rather than “disabled” or “mentally handicapped” and otherwise going out of his way to offend liberal sensibilities, such as by advocating capital punishment and sustaining a generally high level of raunchiness in his material.

A staple of his material is diatribes denouncing the actions of people he considers to be stupid, often using his trademark “DEE-Dee-dee!” He has stated that the phrase does not refer to people “who were born retarded,” but rather people “who were born, and are now retarded.” He often advocates Social Darwinism's “survival of the fittest” type solutions to this perceived problem of too much stupidity. Some consider his jokes to be intentionally provocative and racist, focusing on stereotypes for the sake of publicity or easy laughs. Mencia, however, says he does not focus on any one race, but that he creates comedy about all races, ethnicities and religions equally, without the desire to have his words taken too seriously. He has the opinion that life should be filled with comedy, as shown by his catchphrase "If you ain't laughin', you ain't livin.'"

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DEE DEE-DEE!


If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby.


If your gonna drop out of school / tough grades are not your goal / then change your name to Candy and learn to work a pole.


I have little compassion for people in trailer parks who refuse to move after getting tornado warnings. How hard is it for them to relocate? Their houses have wheels.



God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.



In Texas, if your name is Carlos, you're a Mexican. In Florida, you're a Cuban. In New York, you"re a Puerto Rican. And I come here (Canada) and I find out I'm an Eskimo.


I was born in Honduras, that's where I was born. I live in California, where no matter what you say, you're Mexican. You understand that? It doesn't matter what you say. See -- you don't understand that, white people, because wherever you go, you're white. You're here, you're white. You go to L.A., you're white. You go to Denver, you're white. You go to Miami, you're still white. In L.A. I'm a Mexican, In Florida, I'm a Cuban. In New York, I'm a Puerto Rican. And when I come to Canada and I find out I'm an Eskimo.


Why are we rebuilding New Orleans? Whose idea was this, Aquaman?



Like my father I, too, was born in Central America - Nebraska.



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