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If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby.


If your gonna drop out of school / tough grades are not your goal / then change your name to Candy and learn to work a pole.


I have little compassion for people in trailer parks who refuse to move after getting tornado warnings. How hard is it for them to relocate? Their houses have wheels.



God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.



In Texas, if your name is Carlos, you're a Mexican. In Florida, you're a Cuban. In New York, you"re a Puerto Rican. And I come here (Canada) and I find out I'm an Eskimo.


I was born in Honduras, that's where I was born. I live in California, where no matter what you say, you're Mexican. You understand that? It doesn't matter what you say. See -- you don't understand that, white people, because wherever you go, you're white. You're here, you're white. You go to L.A., you're white. You go to Denver, you're white. You go to Miami, you're still white. In L.A. I'm a Mexican, In Florida, I'm a Cuban. In New York, I'm a Puerto Rican. And when I come to Canada and I find out I'm an Eskimo.


Why are we rebuilding New Orleans? Whose idea was this, Aquaman?



Like my father I, too, was born in Central America - Nebraska.



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The Skinny on Carlos Mencia: 'I Lost 70 Pounds!'

By ExtraTV on  From extratv.warnerbros.com
Comedian Carlos Mencia visited "Extra's" Mario Lopez at The Grove after shedding 70 pounds! Mencia is making his television comeback on a Comedy Central special, "New Territory," which focuses on a period of reflection and self-discovery. "A lot of stuff in this new special is about why I am the way I am," Carlos explained. The controversial funnyman, who was once accused of stealing jokes from George Lopez and Ari Shaffir, revealed, "I started going to therapy, losing weight, being...Read Full Story

Carlos Mencia filming new special for Comedy Central, says he needed a break from comedy

By KarlousMiller on  From punchlinemagazine.com
In an interview posted this morning, Carlos Mencia says he took a break from touring the last three years because “nothing was funny” to him. “I was 22 years into it and needed to step away. Sometimes I would go to clubs but not go on stage. I just was not feeling it,” the controversial comedian told the Southwest Riverside News Network . “There was a point where my body was like, ‘we gotta do some jokes.’ It was never a conscious decision to slow down.” These new quotes come days before...Read Full Story

Carlos Mencia: Mind of Mencia

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Carlos Mencia: Mind of Mencia Carlos Mencia is not unknown to the audience of the Comedy Central and Mind of Mencia. Carlos Mencia is known for his baseball Jerseys during his standup comedy at the Comedy Central half hour program called Mind of Mencia. Carlos Mencia wit real name Ned Arnel Mencía was born on October 22, 1967 is Honduran-born US citizen and actor as well as writer and comedian. He grew up in the Californian suburbs and raised there with his uncle and aunt. Carlos Mencia...Read Full Story

Carlos Mencia opens Mexican restaurant

By KarlousMiller on  From punchlinemagazine.com
Heading to Galveston, TX any time soon? If so, you could be one of the first customers at Maggie Rita’s Mexican Grill and Bar, the newest eatery opened by comedian Carlos Mencia. This is the third restaurant for the ethically-questionable comic, after opening restaurants in Houston and New Orleans. Mencia talked about his motivation to get into the restaurant business with The Galveston Daily News . “The brain never stops. It just so happens I am a comedian and an actor. If I lost my...Read Full Story

Gooniez TuneZ - Big Booty Bitches (Club Mix).

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Lyrics: [porno movie girl] Uhh.. yeah come on Ooooh.. you like that Come on, don't stop, huhh, huhh Ooooohh yeahhh.. Heyyyy (8x) Heyyyy "she's rockin big booty" (8x) [ced gee] I get naked and wicked, when i stroke it and stick it Then i go for a ride, that you can't comprehend Ladies screamin and creamin, cause i'm comin with adam Hi-tech apex, orgasm they have em Most times multiple, in different dimensions Activate rides, now i'm ready to enter I see big proton, gaze through your galaxy...Read Full Story

It’s official: Joe Rogan will return as Fear Factor host

By KarlousMiller on  From punchlinemagazine.com
The comedy world has been abuzz since it leaked that NBC would be bringing back Fear Factor and that comedian Joe Rogan was in the running to return as its host. Today, we hear it’s official: Rogan will host the all new version of the famed stunt-filled, gross-out reality series. “It doesn’t seem real,” Rogan told TV Guide Magazine , who broke the news. “It seems like some sort of bizarro dream world. But I’m looking forward to it. The idea of sitting at home and watching someone else host...Read Full Story

Carlos Mencia Tickets

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carlos mencia tickets Your best source for carlos mencia tickets , carlos mencia ticket, carlos mencia tour .  I’m sure you’ll find the carlos mencia tickets, carlos mencia ticket , carlos mencia tour you’re looking for on our site. 2009 Carlos Mencia Concerts If you would like to attend a Carlos Mencia show live in person, CoastToCoastTickets.com is your source. CoastToCoastTickets.com provides schedules and information for Carlos Mencia. Whether you just want tickets that will get...Read Full Story
Brad is a dwarf, which is what much of his material revolves around. Brad toured with Carlos Mencia for 5 years as several tours’ opening act. He has made numerous appearances on Mind of Mencia and has also appeared on Live at the Gotham ...  
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Comedian Carlos Mencia is making his third stop in eastern New Mexico this month. He’s been performing for roughly 23 years. During that time, he’s released three albums and six performance DVDS, appeared in numerous movies and TV shows and...  
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Comedian Carlos Mencia has been performing for about 25 years. Mencia arrived Wednesday night in Amarillo, his next stop in his comedy tour. He talked about everything from tips to success to charities he's contributed to and of course his tour. Mencia ...  
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Carlos Mencia will perform at the Clovis Civic Center 8 p.m. Jan. 27. Doors open at 7 p.m., and tickets are available at the Clovis Civic Center office or online at www.comcasttix.com. Mencia has been called one of today’s most popular entertainers...  
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After missteps with Carlos Mencia and Demetri Martin, the cable network has hit the mark with a pair of relative unknowns. Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele have teamed up for “Key & Peele,” which debuts Tuesday, Jan. 31. Key, a Detroit ...  
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There is starvation in the world. So when I hear that people are disgusted by what they hear in comedy I think, with all of that, if the thing that disgusts you most is a joke, how great is your life?” Mencia also points out that people are funny about ...  
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Others might recognize him from when he toured as part of "The Three Amigos" with Carlos Mencia and Freddy Soto in 2001 and 2002. The Chilean comedian has appeared on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno", Comedy Central's "The Show Biz Show w/ David ...  
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