Carlos Mencia Quotes
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DEE DEE-DEE!
If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby.
If your gonna drop out of school / tough grades are not your goal / then change your name to Candy and learn to work a pole.
I have little compassion for people in trailer parks who refuse to move after getting tornado warnings. How hard is it for them to relocate? Their houses have wheels.
God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.
In Texas, if your name is Carlos, you're a Mexican. In Florida, you're a Cuban. In New York, you"re a Puerto Rican. And I come here (Canada) and I find out I'm an Eskimo.
I was born in Honduras, that's where I was born. I live in California, where no matter what you say, you're Mexican. You understand that? It doesn't matter what you say. See -- you don't understand that, white people, because wherever you go, you're white. You're here, you're white. You go to L.A., you're white. You go to Denver, you're white. You go to Miami, you're still white. In L.A. I'm a Mexican, In Florida, I'm a Cuban. In New York, I'm a Puerto Rican. And when I come to Canada and I find out I'm an Eskimo.
Why are we rebuilding New Orleans? Whose idea was this, Aquaman?
Like my father I, too, was born in Central America - Nebraska.
DEE DEE-DEE!
If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby.
If your gonna drop out of school / tough grades are not your goal / then change your name to Candy and learn to work a pole.
I have little compassion for people in trailer parks who refuse to move after getting tornado warnings. How hard is it for them to relocate? Their houses have wheels.
God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.
In Texas, if your name is Carlos, you're a Mexican. In Florida, you're a Cuban. In New York, you"re a Puerto Rican. And I come here (Canada) and I find out I'm an Eskimo.
I was born in Honduras, that's where I was born. I live in California, where no matter what you say, you're Mexican. You understand that? It doesn't matter what you say. See -- you don't understand that, white people, because wherever you go, you're white. You're here, you're white. You go to L.A., you're white. You go to Denver, you're white. You go to Miami, you're still white. In L.A. I'm a Mexican, In Florida, I'm a Cuban. In New York, I'm a Puerto Rican. And when I come to Canada and I find out I'm an Eskimo.
Why are we rebuilding New Orleans? Whose idea was this, Aquaman?
Like my father I, too, was born in Central America - Nebraska.
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