Monday!
I believe I may have accidentally written about my weekend more than once - so instead I am going to cover Monday! I do not want to give the impression I make up my posts. 0r worse, that I live in some kind of time anomaly. I am well aware of the inconveniences of living in anomalous chronologies. I can only say that I thought the pants would fit sweety - and I am sorry they are ripped.
Did I mention I have a new car? Its in this vehicle that I now drive to work - I have to say that I was worried about the Flesh Eating Gull crap that was on the bonnet until I drove behind a farm vehicle distributing m-----e (I have been advised that my blog will receive an adults only warning from google if I do not introduce a little censorship .. ahem..) Any hoo the m----e was falling off at a rate and sadly some went on the bonnet. And roof. This prompted my whip thin friend Giles to make a series of cutting remarks about "pigs will fly" etc when I got to work, but I was too distracted to wilt. I had just heard that my old friend Malcom Mclaren - had died. I racked the on-line newspapers for obituaries and found plenty. I had to keep stopping as whenever my line manager walks by I have to pretend to be researching pickles as using the internet at work for 'personal' reasons is not allowed. (This accounts for our "Playboy Pickle" as I had to feverishly find an excuse for that particular piece of 'research' ) I soon realised that none of so called obituaries carried the information that he had played bass guitar for the fourth reunion tour of The Monkees nor that he had recorded a version of Yellow Submarine with Yoko Ono and Conrad Black who had just left The Yardbirds. Its this kind detail only a real fan remembers.
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The Blog has been diagnosed as suffering from 'alopecia' - so if you find any stray hairs in your comments section or amongst old posts please be discrete. As 'Pukka Pies' and 'The British Lard Council' have both ended their sponsorship we will be seeking future backing from a wig-maker. If such people still exist...
Did I mention I have a new car? Its in this vehicle that I now drive to work - I have to say that I was worried about the Flesh Eating Gull crap that was on the bonnet until I drove behind a farm vehicle distributing m-----e (I have been advised that my blog will receive an adults only warning from google if I do not introduce a little censorship .. ahem..) Any hoo the m----e was falling off at a rate and sadly some went on the bonnet. And roof. This prompted my whip thin friend Giles to make a series of cutting remarks about "pigs will fly" etc when I got to work, but I was too distracted to wilt. I had just heard that my old friend Malcom Mclaren - had died. I racked the on-line newspapers for obituaries and found plenty. I had to keep stopping as whenever my line manager walks by I have to pretend to be researching pickles as using the internet at work for 'personal' reasons is not allowed. (This accounts for our "Playboy Pickle" as I had to feverishly find an excuse for that particular piece of 'research' ) I soon realised that none of so called obituaries carried the information that he had played bass guitar for the fourth reunion tour of The Monkees nor that he had recorded a version of Yellow Submarine with Yoko Ono and Conrad Black who had just left The Yardbirds. Its this kind detail only a real fan remembers.
Blog News
The Blog has been diagnosed as suffering from 'alopecia' - so if you find any stray hairs in your comments section or amongst old posts please be discrete. As 'Pukka Pies' and 'The British Lard Council' have both ended their sponsorship we will be seeking future backing from a wig-maker. If such people still exist...
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