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10 Celebrity Sex Tapes That Should Never Have Been Made
It seems like every day there’s a new celebrity sex tape released. Honestly, it’s gotten to the point where people should be asking themselves, “Do I even want to watch this?” The notorious sex tape, is not so notorious anymore. It’s become a way for failing celebrities to boost their careers, peddling their exploits to companies that will offer them money.
Most of these celebrities we don’t even want to see on a normal, fully-clothed basis. With that said, we’ve compiled a list of the 10 celebrity sex tapes that should never have been made, and that we never want to see again! My eyes, my eyes!
#10 Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee
It’s not that Tommy Lee or Pamela Anderson are particularly unattractive, it’s that this has been circulating for ten years. That's long enough for the pair to have gotten divorced, gotten back together, married other people, divorced them, gotten back together, married and divorced and for Anderson to have her fake boobs taken out.
Image Source www.who-sane.com
#9 Jimi Hendrix , A Sex Tape
We all love the king of electric guitar rock, but not in the wanting to watch him have sex with two random brunettes sort of way. It’s disputed whether or not the man in the video, with token Hendrix Afro and bandana, is actually Hendrix himself. Still, it’s something that no one really wanted to see in the first place, and Hendrix has been gone for years, let the poor guy rest in peace.
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#8 Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit
This is one of those cases, where you just don’t want to see it. The tape of Durst and an unknown woman was leaked to the Internet by someone repairing his computer. Really, was it really necessary to expose the footage? Durst is not an attractive man, and the last thing anyone wants to see is him getting it on, with some random girl. There’s a reason no one bought the rights to this movie, and it remains an Internet leak.
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#7 Rob Lowe
In the 1980’s Rob Lowe notoriously destroyed his career when he taped himself having sex with two young women, one of whom was underage at the time. As far as we know the tape isn’t on the Internet, since it involves a minor. But, for Lowe’s sake the tape should never have been made, honestly.
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#6 Kim Kardashian and former boyfriend Ray J
Kardashian is mildly attractive (and by that we mean not so great looking, see bikini photos ), but the plain fact of the matter is, the last thing we need is another ditzy socialite walking around, who’s sole source of fame, is a trashy sex tape. Damn you Vivid Video.
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#5 Pamela Anderson and Bret Michaels
Please see #10. The fact that Anderson is on this list twice, is unsettling. As if you didn’t learn the first time, honestly.
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#4 Kelsey Grammer and Cerlette Lamme
Grammer sued Internet Entertainment Group after hearing they had purchased a video of the couple, but dropped the suit after IEG counter-sued stating they had not bought or ever possessed the video his ex-girlfriend was trying to sell. We still don’t know if the video actually exists, but if it does, we hope it stays hidden. Is there anyone out there who actually wants to see Kelsey Grammer having sex? I didn’t think so.
Image Source www.eonline.com
#3 Professional Wrestlers Chyna and X-Pac
Joanie Laurer, better known as Chyna and Sean Waltman, AKA X-Pac, appeared in the home tape given the oh-so tacky name 1 Night in China. In the case of this tape, it wasn't leaked to the Internet then distributed. The couple solicited it to pornographic film distributors, for money, and a career boost. That is tacky and sad, but mostly really really sad.
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#2 Dustin Diamond
We all remember Screech from Saved by the Bell, but no one ever wanted to see him in this capacity. The raunchy, overweight, former star, authorized the release of this 40-minute tape in 2006. He hoped it would bring in some cash and boost his career, luckily he didn’t hold his breath in anticipation, because the tape did neither.
Image Source www.moldova.org
#1 Paris Hilton and Rick Salomon
The famed footage, commercially released under the title, 1 Night in Paris, and shot in night vision tops our list. Possibly one of the most widely watched sex tapes in the history of celebrity sex tapes, it had the unusual backlash of making Hilton, even more famous. Because of this tape, Hilton has risen to the status of Uber Celebrity, for doing… nothing. It has also pretty much insured that for the rest of time Hilton will be in the limelight and D-list celebrities will forever seek to boost their careers by releasing a sex tape of their own. Fantastic!
Image Source www.dailymail.co.uk
Most of these celebrities we don’t even want to see on a normal, fully-clothed basis. With that said, we’ve compiled a list of the 10 celebrity sex tapes that should never have been made, and that we never want to see again! My eyes, my eyes!
#10 Pamela Anderson and Tommy LeeIt’s not that Tommy Lee or Pamela Anderson are particularly unattractive, it’s that this has been circulating for ten years. That's long enough for the pair to have gotten divorced, gotten back together, married other people, divorced them, gotten back together, married and divorced and for Anderson to have her fake boobs taken out.
Image Source www.who-sane.com
#9 Jimi Hendrix , A Sex TapeWe all love the king of electric guitar rock, but not in the wanting to watch him have sex with two random brunettes sort of way. It’s disputed whether or not the man in the video, with token Hendrix Afro and bandana, is actually Hendrix himself. Still, it’s something that no one really wanted to see in the first place, and Hendrix has been gone for years, let the poor guy rest in peace.
Image Source www.nancarrow-webdesk.com
#8 Fred Durst of Limp BizkitThis is one of those cases, where you just don’t want to see it. The tape of Durst and an unknown woman was leaked to the Internet by someone repairing his computer. Really, was it really necessary to expose the footage? Durst is not an attractive man, and the last thing anyone wants to see is him getting it on, with some random girl. There’s a reason no one bought the rights to this movie, and it remains an Internet leak.
Image Source www.timeinc.net
#7 Rob Lowe In the 1980’s Rob Lowe notoriously destroyed his career when he taped himself having sex with two young women, one of whom was underage at the time. As far as we know the tape isn’t on the Internet, since it involves a minor. But, for Lowe’s sake the tape should never have been made, honestly.
Image Source www.eonline.com
#6 Kim Kardashian and former boyfriend Ray JKardashian is mildly attractive (and by that we mean not so great looking, see bikini photos ), but the plain fact of the matter is, the last thing we need is another ditzy socialite walking around, who’s sole source of fame, is a trashy sex tape. Damn you Vivid Video.
Image Source www.exposay.com
#5 Pamela Anderson and Bret Michaels Please see #10. The fact that Anderson is on this list twice, is unsettling. As if you didn’t learn the first time, honestly.
Image Source www.realone.com
#4 Kelsey Grammer and Cerlette LammeGrammer sued Internet Entertainment Group after hearing they had purchased a video of the couple, but dropped the suit after IEG counter-sued stating they had not bought or ever possessed the video his ex-girlfriend was trying to sell. We still don’t know if the video actually exists, but if it does, we hope it stays hidden. Is there anyone out there who actually wants to see Kelsey Grammer having sex? I didn’t think so.
Image Source www.eonline.com
#3 Professional Wrestlers Chyna and X-PacJoanie Laurer, better known as Chyna and Sean Waltman, AKA X-Pac, appeared in the home tape given the oh-so tacky name 1 Night in China. In the case of this tape, it wasn't leaked to the Internet then distributed. The couple solicited it to pornographic film distributors, for money, and a career boost. That is tacky and sad, but mostly really really sad.
Image Source www.slam.canoe.com
We all remember Screech from Saved by the Bell, but no one ever wanted to see him in this capacity. The raunchy, overweight, former star, authorized the release of this 40-minute tape in 2006. He hoped it would bring in some cash and boost his career, luckily he didn’t hold his breath in anticipation, because the tape did neither.
Image Source www.moldova.org
#1 Paris Hilton and Rick SalomonThe famed footage, commercially released under the title, 1 Night in Paris, and shot in night vision tops our list. Possibly one of the most widely watched sex tapes in the history of celebrity sex tapes, it had the unusual backlash of making Hilton, even more famous. Because of this tape, Hilton has risen to the status of Uber Celebrity, for doing… nothing. It has also pretty much insured that for the rest of time Hilton will be in the limelight and D-list celebrities will forever seek to boost their careers by releasing a sex tape of their own. Fantastic!
Image Source www.dailymail.co.uk
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