Happy birthday Chan Ho Park! We hope you had a fantastic 37th birthday yesterday.

It took me a long time to write this post, because I accidentally fell down a wormhole of googling hot pictures of you in your beard (of which there are many). You know I have a thing for beards!
Anyway, instead I’ve used a current snap of you in your new Yankees gear just to get this post out the door. Eventually I realized that, beard or no beard, you’ll never really look quite so hot as you chould… if you’re a YANKEE.
Oh yeah, and happy birthday anyway!
xoxo
DISGRASIAN
(Hi Jen, go Red Sox!)