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Charlie Sheen Quotes: Best Of His Sheenius

By Deena Bustillo on

Charlie Sheen Talking About His Ladies On Access Hollywood

Actor Charlie Sheen talking about what ladies he wants on his new show "Anger Management" during an interview on Access Hollywood at the Fountainbleau Hotel in Miami, FL on January 24, 2012 (FameFlynet Pictures)more pics »

Charlie Sheen (FameFlynet Pictures) A little less than a year ago, Charlie Sheen was all about partying with goddesses, getting fired from his hit TV show, and talking about Tiger Blood. Now, he's seemingly calmed down a bit and is even back to work!

But, it seems like yesterday that he was spouting off some seriously nutty words or wisdom and such wherever he went -- and on Twitter. He coined some real gems through his sheer Sheenius, and we've collected some of the best of them for ya -- excluding "Winning!" because we all know that one.

Check out some of Sheen's best quotes here (via OK! magazine):

• "It's a war. And it's on."
• "They picked a fight with a warlock."
• "I have one speed. I have one gear. Go."
• "It was so gnarly I can't remember."
• "It was so gnarly I can't remember."
• "I honorably pass that torch to these young geniuses."
• "I’m not 'aw shucks'. Because I'm gnarly."
• "The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this morning."
• "One of my favorite poets is Eminem."
• "We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be?"
• "If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently."
• "I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen."
• "Let's hook up and just bring fiery death."
• "I don't know, winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning? Anyone? Yeah, that would be us."
• "I'm a peaceful man with bad intentions."
• "Duh, WINNING."
• "I guess I'm just that goddamn bitchin'."
• "Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my sabre."
• "Mistook this rockstar, bro."
• "Park your nonsense."
• "Really dude? Really?"
• "I have a disease? Bulls***. I cured it with my brain."
• "A lot of people think Major League's called Wild Thing. As they should."
• "I'm on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front."
• "Go back to the troll hole where you came from."

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