Cheesus

Are you still under the misguided impression that religious people are sane? Then this video clip may set you right. It shows the miracle of Cheesus - Jesus found in the form of a Cheeto. I kid you not. The Holy Father has been seen in a number of everyday objects over the years but this Cheeto Jesus is one of the best I’ve ever seen. The way the guy has kept a potato chip in a presentation box makes me want to call him a psychiatrist. I do believe in God and I do believe a man named Jesus...Read Full Story

So another weird and bizarre item that has hit the pages of ebay. The Shroud of Turin Jesus makes it's mark today. It does look pretty darn close to the Shroud of Jesus to me, but click here and take a look for yourself!! Who knows how much it will sell for or if it will sell at all. How much did Cheesus sell for?Will this beat the $30,000 bid that was recently posted on ebay for a cheater's condom wrapper and photo of panties. Condom vs. Cheesus vs. Ninja Turtle Jesus??Will Jesus prevail??Read Full Story

Kelly Ramey of High Ridge, Mo. announced to the world Monday that she had found Jesus... in a Cheeto. Now dubbed "Cheesus ," the Cheeto, according to Ramey and others in the town, looks like a bite-sized Jesus on the cross. Ridiculous as it may seem, Cheesus is not the only food item with an uncanny likeness to a religious figure. For years people have found Jesus, the Virgin Mary, Mother Theresa and the Pope in food items. Whether you are religious or not, you have to respect the devotion...Read Full Story

Our FritoWho art in PlanoDeep-fried be thy nameThy waistline comeThy will be done on dishas it is on plateGive us this dayOur Daily Chipand forgive us our cholesterolsas we forgive those who can't eat just oneAnd lead us not to the cheaper store brandbut deliver us from Wise[*cHoMp*] A couple of years ago, the youth director at Memorial Drive United Methodist Church in Houston was snacking in the church youth offices when he noticed an odd-shaped Cheeto. Upon further inspection, Steve Cragg...Read Full Story

In Dallas, Texas Dan and Sarah Bell discovered a Jesus shaped Cheeto as they began there road trip last week. Nicknaming the Cheeto “Cheesus,” Sarah noticed that one of the chips looked oddly familiar “I was putting them in my hand and I had eaten most of the ones in my hand, and one was left lying there. And I said, ‘Oh my gosh, look at this. It really looks like a person in a robe praying.” CBS news reported the Cheeto in question is about 2 inches tall and missing a right arm. Other than...Read Full Story

"I'm gonna take you to the bank. To the blood bank. - Steven Seagal, Hard to Kill Dig through Roget's Thesaurus all you want. You won't find pearls of wisdom from Seagal, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jean-Claude Van Damme. That's why I turn to the Quotable Action Hero, started by my friend Marc Harzman, a recognized authority on sideshows, people who do freaky things after talking with God, and strange things sold on eBay. Mark was in my thoughts yesterday, as word came of a couple from Dallas...Read Full Story

Here's yet another Jesus image that has found it's way for sale on Ebay . On the belly side of the dead turtle it depicts the head of Jesus resembling the Shroud of Turin. On the backside it has the full body image. This is the exact post as on Ebay . It's pretty funny.Shroud of Turin...JesusInstead of going to church on Sunday a while back I selfishly decided to make some extra needed income at the flea market in Soquel Ca. As I took a break from my booth to do some shopping I came across a...Read Full Story

You've got to be kidding me. A woman found a Cheeto in her bag of Cheetos and is now going crazy over the fact that the Cheeto "looks like Jesus." You've really got to be kidding me. You know how many things I have seen that look like something... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]Read Full Story

Wikizines are interactive magazines that anyone can create or edit - and this one is called "Cheesus". Here you can find fresh voices and respond in real time. Some members write articles about recent news and trends related to the wikizine's topic, others recount relevant personal stories or share their favorite pictures and video clips. Got an interesting idea or story to share with other members of this wikizine? Well, then put on your journalist's cap and add your own article!Read Full Story