According to one report, Uncle Len wants Simon Cowell on Strictly Come Dancing, though he thinks he can't dance. According to another, Uncle Len called Simon Cowell spiteful. Accordingly, I think the papers are just so full of crap they really haven't got a clue what Uncle Len actually thinks or feels about Simon Cowell.

Cheryl Cole will debut her new single on The Voice (will.i.am being her manager an' all) because everyone loves a merry-go-round and no doubt Simon will soon be branding her a meanie or some such.

An intriguing idea which may surface here; they're terming it Big Brother meets The Voice!