Of Chess and Dancers

A famous bully once said, "Chess?! OMFG, U NERD, GET A LIFE -xd". I may be paraphrasing this quote wrong, but, nevertheless, one chess player has done exactly that*. A Peruvian chess player, Emilio Cordova, didn't come back from a tournament in Argenita. He was recently found...living with a nightclub dancer, Adriana Oliveira. Emilio says that Adriana is only one of his girlfriends (wow; who'd of thought of a chess 'player')**. While some might think of this as 'outrageous pre-marital behaviour', I see it as evidence that chess players actually have lives, and also as inspiration for the 'nerds', 'geeks', and 'social ignorants' who've yet to reproduce.


*No, he didn't 'misparaphrase', he got a life.

**A player is someone who dates multiple people at the same time. So, chess 'player' is a brilliant play on words*** for which I should recieve massive kudos****, linkbacks*****, and RSS feeds******.

***If I created this play on words, does that make me a 'player' on words?

****Kudos are a type of delicious, granola-y food.

*****Linkbacks are blogs linking to my blog, which is what the Technorati blog search engine******* uses to assess blog popularity.

******What? I though everyone knew what RSS feeds are!

*******The name says it all! Technorati Blog Search Engine.

********Is anyone annoyed that my footnotes are reaching the 8th asterisk?

*********Would anyone care if I shat up********** now?

**********'Shat up' is the past tense of 'shut up'. It sounds better than 'shutted up'.

Sources:

Ananova News