Racial Identity in Chess

Player 1: I'll be black. You can be white.

Player 2: Black?! I always though of you as being more Indian than black.

Player 1: Huh?

Player 2: As for whether or not I'm white, I always thought I was leaning towards the Hispanic side...

Player 1: Ummm, I don't think you--

Player 2: ...Unless, of course, you think of White as all people who appear Caucasian, with utter disregard to their actual racial heritage....

Player 1: This is just a--

Player 2: ...In addition, perhaps you think of all people who look vaguely Black as Black, where in reality, the term Black is only used to indicate African-American status, supposing you believe in that sort of racial labeling.

Player 1: IT'S ONLY A GAME, YOU MORON!!!

Player 2: Was that a Mexican joke?

[Half an hour later]

Player 1: My Indian Knight has checkmated your Hispanic King.