Chris Farley Quotes

Chris Farley Quotes

Long live Chris Farley. Chris was among the funniest comedians to ever stand up.

OK, Hamilton, I'm a tad confused by your last sentence, "David Spade is available for kids' birthday parties and cheap blow-jobs". Is it because Spade realizes the Boys Attending Birthday Parties set is strapped for cash and therefore have a lower ability to pay for Spade-ian blow jobs? Or is it that Spade is cannily taking advantage of the Allowance Reliant set's relative impoverishment, which Spade is capitalizing on by receiving cheap Boy...  
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