Christiane Plante

Linda goes for ‘Hulk Hogan Mark 2′

It’s not so much the fact that Linda Hogan makes us want to shove our fingers down our throat and bring up every episode of ‘Hogan Knows Best’ – but more that if you’re gonna divorce someone and rub their face in your new 21-year-old toy boyf, it helps if he’s not actually a lookalikee (sans the fugly bandanas) of your former famousy spouse. Over him much?

In fact, it get’s worse – toy boyf is actually a friend of her son Nick – *SNAP* – Hulk’s former sh*g pal, Christiane Plante (who also resembled Brooke Hogan, which is slightly sicky) was a pal of daughter, Brooke – see what they did there? Ew.

Hulk and his vest were originally none too pleased when his ex-wifey announced her new relationship – with the WWF star allegedly comparing his anger to that of OJ Simpson who didn’t commit THAT double murder – or did he?! , saying he “totally understood Simpson’s actions”. Bet his PR loved that one.

But seem’s Linda’s ‘Hulk Mark 2′, Charlie Hill, whom she plans to marry on her boat named ‘Alimoney’ (oh purleassee) – could be shacking up to ensure she’s not a broke-ex-wifey, after the post-divorce cheques stop rolling in.

RadarOnline reports that Hulk now wishes Linda well, releasing an official statement saying:

“I’m ecstatic for her, I’m very happy for them. I think they’re perfect for each other. I wish them the best.”

The star’s attorney David Houston also backed-up Hogan’s statement, saying:

“Obviously, when you go through a divorce, there is a great deal of emotion and you go through your ups and downs. He was married to her for 23 years so there is a certain degree of affection and he does wish her the best.”

Possibly the tackiest Z-leb list family going? yes, we thinks so.

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