Funny Christmas Jokes
- Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic!
Enjoy the Christmas 2012 - Christmas season are
Someone has stated that the three phrases that best sum up the
Christmas season are:”Peace on Earth”,
“Goodwill to Men” and
“Batteries not included.”
Wishing U Lovely Christmas - Definition of Christmas
A definition of Christmas:
The time when everyone gets “Santa”-mental.
Merry Christmas - Crisp Cringle
What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when the fire is lit?
Crisp Cringle!
Happy Christmas - Christmas – zebra crossing
What goes: now you see me, now you don’t, now you see me, now you don’t?
A snowman on a zebra crossing!
Wish u Merry Christmas - Hey Santa Claus
No cellphone! No Nikes! No Eminem CD!
A sweater! Some mittens! A jacket, so tweedy!
Tommy climbed on the roof and he started to shout
“Hey Santa Claus! Santa Claus! SORT THIS S*** OUT!”
Very Happy Christmas
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