Christmas

Dear Ms. HarleeGirl, Could you help our church carol group with a song selection issue?  I wanted to learn “A Christmas Carol” for this year’s program.  You know, “…and though it’s been said many times, many ways…”  But Shirley says she won’t sing any song with dirty lyrics in it.  And I’m like, “What?”  So she says, “You know, ‘Jeff’s nuts roasting on an open fire...’” And then Nancy Kraakmeister is like, “Yeah, and what’s with ‘Everybody...