Chuck Norris

God and guns are what our country was founded upon. But more and more, these pillars of American life and liberty are being attacked and abandoned out of not only sheer bias but also ignorance of our Founding Fathers, the Revolutionary period and our Constitution. These pivotal American rights have become the brunt end of cultural jokes and often are regarded as biased lifestyle components of “rednecks” and rural citizens. For example, gone but not forgotten is even President Barack Obama’s partiality on the campaign trail in April 2008. You might recall when he addressed the economic hardships, at a private California fundraiser, of ... Read Full Story

This week we bring you an exciting event. In lieu of the usual Friday Celebrit y News Roundup, today we bring you... Friday Celebrity News Round-House Kick to the Face! Chuck Norris Style! 1. Chuck Norris would like to announce his candidacy for President of Texas. No, really. He said, " I may run for president of Texas. That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may a gain be running for President of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state." What does that even ... Read Full Story

Chuck Norris truly is one of America’s great heroes. In honor of his 69th birthday here are a couple of my (MajorXero’s) favorite movies featuring Chuck, followed by some Chuck Norris facts picked by the man himself. So here is my birthday card to you Chuck! Invasion U.S.A. (1985) The Delta Force (1986) Missing in Action (1984) The Octagon (1980) My personal favorite! Chuck’s Top 15 Favorite Facts About Himself (courtesy of Chuck Norris Facts) When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information ... Read Full Story

Chuck Norris...unstoppable, untouchable, invincible. The Indianapolis Colts run defense.....not so much. Much has been made over the past few weeks about the Indianapolis Colts' inability to stop the run.  Adding to their problems was the recent release of Ed Johnson, one of the big-bodied run stoppers in the D-Line.  What can the Colts do?  Well, last time I checked, Chuck Norris was not on any NFL team rosters. Imagine the power of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick implemented into the Colts defense!  Look at the following image.....now imagine that instead of Persian soldiers Chuck is sending the entire offense of the New England Patriots ... Read Full Story

Well, does he?! It is with glee and hard-ons that BehindtheHype heard Chuck Norris would run for President of Texas , if the state ever decided to secede from the union. If you didn’t hear the news, you can check it out at Glenn Beck’s radio show , where Norris (President Norris - nice ring to it, no?) said he may need to run for president of Texas. There is no telling whether or not Norris was being serious or comical - since he is the only human in the history of the world to display all human emotion simultaneously - but BTH decided ... Read Full Story