Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris Facts

A community portal about Chuck Norris Facts with blogs, videos, and photos. According to Wikipedia.org: Chuck Norris Facts are an Internet phenomenon of satirical "facts" about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris. The "facts" tend to... [more]

A community portal about Chuck Norris Facts with blogs, videos, and photos. According to Wikipedia.org: Chuck Norris Facts are an Internet phenomenon of satirical "facts" about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris. The "facts" tend to involve absurdly exaggerated claims of Norris' toughness, attitude, virility, and masculinity stated in an absurdly serious tone.

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Our little Halloween special. What if Chuck Norris’s hands would have fallen on a computer instead of machine guns & karate lessons? What we would be saying on Mr. Norris today? Here are our predictions : Chuck Norris has already moved to Web 3.0. No one is allowed to follow Chuck Norris on Twitter. Chuck Norris follows you. Search queries like ‘ can I beat Chuck Norris? ‘ are just plain dangerous. Chuck Norris’s Facebook status is permanently set to ‘ is dominating ‘. Chuck Norris doesn’t need to optimize his Pay Per Click accounts, Chuck invented the word optimize. Chuck Norris doesn’t have ... Read Full Story
Written by patricksperry on
Chuck Norris nails it with this editorial! God and guns are what our country was founded upon. But more and more, these pillars of American life and liberty are being attacked and abandoned out of not only sheer bias but also ignorance of our Founding Fathers, the Revolutionary period and our Constitution. These pivotal American rights have become the brunt end of cultural jokes and often are regarded as biased lifestyle components of “rednecks” and rural citizens. For example, gone but not forgotten is even President Barack Obama’s partiality on the campaign trail in April 2008. You might recall when he addressed the economic ... Read Full Story
Written by yovisuals on
That headline may not be entirely accurate, but you read it and had no trouble believing it, didn’t you? As the story goes, a bakery in the town of Split, Croatia , had been having repeated problems with break-ins. In an attempt to dissuade further theft, they displayed a photo of Chuck Norris prominently in their window, with the words “This shop is under the protection of Chuck Norris” below it. They haven’t been burglarized since. So, either criminals in Croatia are ridiculously gullible, or … I don’t know how to finish that sentence. Now, apparently Chuck Himself somehow received word of this, and ... Read Full Story
Written by yovisuals on
So Chuck Norris is in the news again. Or, to be more exact, Chuck Norris jokes are in the news again. You know, those fun and exciting jokes that talk about how badass Chuck Norris is and that never get old? Yep, those ones. Hurray. The reason this time? Well, if you type in “Google Chuck Norris” into Google, then click the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button, a page shows up that says: “Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.” Haha, get it? Now, lame joke aside, a lot of people are assuming this is ... Read Full Story
Written by lindseyshuman on
While perusing my personal list of favorite blogs I noticed that fellow contributor and long-time blogging comrade, Brian Tubbs has posted an "interesting" article from WorldNetDaily's very own black belt master, Chuck Norris . Now, normally I would never think to question anything that came out of Mr. Norris' mouth. After all, when the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks under his bead for Chuck Norris. I'm sure you all have heard the thousands of Chuck Norris facts floating along the Internet. Stuff like, "Chuck can kill to stones with one bird," etc., which is enough to paralyze even this ex-cop with ... Read Full Story
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Hundreds of fans lined up at Scripture Haven in the Post Oak Mall Monday night to meet superstar actor Chuck Norris. Norris was on hand signing copies of his book, "The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book." The book tells the true stories behind sayings like, "When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he isn't pushing himself up. He's pushing the earth down." or "Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird." Norris was scheduled to be at the mall for...  
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Actor and author Chuck Norris will be in College Station Monday. Norris will be at Scripture Haven in Post Oak Mall for a book signing that begins at 7 p.m. His book, "The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book," is due to be released this month.  
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It was only a matter of time before Chunk Norris' beard realized that people were having fun on the iPhone and it wasn't involved. Count your lucky starts CNB doesn't come for you. Instead, Norris and facial hair have teamed up with Gameloft to launch their own iPhone game: Chuck Norris: Bring the Pain. Prepare your fingers, because you'll be taking charge of mini Chuck Norris in this game as he fights his way through the Cambodian jungle in...  
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Chuck Norris flosses with barbed wire. The day Chuck Norris sleeps with your wife is the happiest day of your life. The only thing Chuck Norris never lostwas his virginity. Chuck Norris can speak Braille. Originally Chuck Norris was going to be h...  
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Chuck Norris doesn't only kick ass on screen. He also beats on the UN's crazy Copenhagen climate treaty. Mr. Norris (should I call him Sensei?) investigated the report by Margaret Thatcher's former science advisor Lord Christopher Monckton that our sovereignty is at stake in this December's Copenhagen climate summit, and what he found is shocking. Where the hell is the GOP on this?  
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