Chuck Norris Facts

Our little Halloween special. What if Chuck Norris’s hands would have fallen on a computer instead of machine guns & karate lessons? What we would be saying on Mr. Norris today? Here are our predictions : Chuck Norris has already moved to Web 3.0. No one is allowed to follow Chuck Norris on Twitter. Chuck Norris follows you. Search queries like ‘ can I beat Chuck Norris? ‘ are just plain dangerous. Chuck Norris’s Facebook status is permanently set to ‘ is dominating ‘. Chuck Norris doesn’t need to optimize his Pay Per Click accounts, Chuck invented the word optimize. Chuck Norris doesn’t have ... Read Full Story

Chuck Norris nails it with this editorial! God and guns are what our country was founded upon. But more and more, these pillars of American life and liberty are being attacked and abandoned out of not only sheer bias but also ignorance of our Founding Fathers, the Revolutionary period and our Constitution. These pivotal American rights have become the brunt end of cultural jokes and often are regarded as biased lifestyle components of “rednecks” and rural citizens. For example, gone but not forgotten is even President Barack Obama’s partiality on the campaign trail in April 2008. You might recall when he addressed the economic ... Read Full Story

That headline may not be entirely accurate, but you read it and had no trouble believing it, didn’t you? As the story goes, a bakery in the town of Split, Croatia , had been having repeated problems with break-ins. In an attempt to dissuade further theft, they displayed a photo of Chuck Norris prominently in their window, with the words “This shop is under the protection of Chuck Norris” below it. They haven’t been burglarized since. So, either criminals in Croatia are ridiculously gullible, or … I don’t know how to finish that sentence. Now, apparently Chuck Himself somehow received word of this, and ... Read Full Story

So Chuck Norris is in the news again. Or, to be more exact, Chuck Norris jokes are in the news again. You know, those fun and exciting jokes that talk about how badass Chuck Norris is and that never get old? Yep, those ones. Hurray. The reason this time? Well, if you type in “Google Chuck Norris” into Google, then click the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button, a page shows up that says: “Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.” Haha, get it? Now, lame joke aside, a lot of people are assuming this is ... Read Full Story

While perusing my personal list of favorite blogs I noticed that fellow contributor and long-time blogging comrade, Brian Tubbs has posted an "interesting" article from WorldNetDaily's very own black belt master, Chuck Norris . Now, normally I would never think to question anything that came out of Mr. Norris' mouth. After all, when the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks under his bead for Chuck Norris. I'm sure you all have heard the thousands of Chuck Norris facts floating along the Internet. Stuff like, "Chuck can kill to stones with one bird," etc., which is enough to paralyze even this ex-cop with ... Read Full Story