Chuck Norris Facts

Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist, actor and media personality. After serving in the United States Air Force, he began his rise to fame as a martial artist and has since founded his own school, Chun Kuk Do. Norris appeared in a number of action films, such as Way of the Dragon in which he starred alongside Bruce Lee and was The Cannon Group's leading star in the 1980s. He next played the starring role in the television series Walker, Texas Ranger from 1993 to 2001. As a result of his "tough guy" image, an Internet phenomenon ... Read Full Story

Does anyone else here think chucknorrisfacts.com is the funniest fucking thing you’ve ever seen? Last year my friend Tech Joe asked me what I wanted for my birthday. I asked for Chuck Norris fact posters. He’s never pleased anyone more for less than $10 in his entire life except for that Phillipino hooker that one time, but I’m not supposed to talk about that. So when I went to one of my favorite female bloggers blog today, the crapfabulous LILU , what did I see? I saw this: Not only is there nothing funnier than chuck norris, there’s nothing funnier than bollywood type stuff, ... Read Full Story

The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book : 101 of Chuck's Favorite Facts and Stories by Chuck Norris Hundreds of thousands of humorous Chuck Norris facts have been published, traveled around the globe via the Internet, and gained an international audience of millions. Chuck Norris facts are a quirky, extremely popular Internet phenomenon that has entertained fans from all over the globe. In the last several years, Chuck Norris has been asked repeatedly from the heartland of America to the battlefields of Iraq and Afghanistan, โ€�Which facts are your favorites?โ€� For the first time ever, in The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book, Chuck gives readers ... Read Full Story

That headline may not be entirely accurate, but you read it and had no trouble believing it, didn’t you? As the story goes, a bakery in the town of Split, Croatia , had been having repeated problems with break-ins. In an attempt to dissuade further theft, they displayed a photo of Chuck Norris prominently in their window, with the words “This shop is under the protection of Chuck Norris” below it. They haven’t been burglarized since. So, either criminals in Croatia are ridiculously gullible, or … I don’t know how to finish that sentence. Now, apparently Chuck Himself somehow received word of this, and ... Read Full Story

While perusing my personal list of favorite blogs I noticed that fellow contributor and long-time blogging comrade, Brian Tubbs has posted an "interesting" article from WorldNetDaily's very own black belt master, Chuck Norris . Now, normally I would never think to question anything that came out of Mr. Norris' mouth. After all, when the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks under his bead for Chuck Norris. I'm sure you all have heard the thousands of Chuck Norris facts floating along the Internet. Stuff like, "Chuck can kill to stones with one bird," etc., which is enough to paralyze even this ex-cop with ... Read Full Story