A community portal about Chuck Norris Facts with blogs, videos, and photos. According to Wikipedia.org: Chuck Norris Facts are an Internet phenomenon of satirical "facts" about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris. The "facts" tend to...
[more]
A community portal about Chuck Norris Facts with blogs, videos, and photos. According to Wikipedia.org: Chuck Norris Facts are an Internet phenomenon of satirical "facts" about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris. The "facts" tend to involve absurdly exaggerated claims of Norris' toughness, attitude, virility, and masculinity stated in an absurdly serious tone.
ok i am a big Chuck Norris spoof lover. All the cool crazy Chuck Norris sayings really and truly make me laugh out loud. Today I got referred to a site that's cute called Autocomplete Me. It's not LOLcats funny but it's ok. This Entry on Autocomplete Me hit a homerun with me. (if you can't tell - it's about Chuck Norris.) http://mayren.blogspot.com Read Full Story
Welcome to the Chuck Norris Card Contest!!! This is a simple yet Funny exibition to see who can make the best Chuck Norris Yugioh card.
Chuck Norris Rules (Click to View) 1) The Entry fee is 3 Points .
2) The Contest Ends on 11-30-09 .
3) The card name must include "Chuck Norris" or "Walker Texas Ranger" in it.
4) The card must be a Normal Monster .
5) The card Description must be one of the "Chuck Norris Facts" listed on the internet. The funnier the fact, the better your card will... Read Full Story
Our little Halloween special. What if Chuck Norris’s hands would have fallen on a computer instead of machine guns & karate lessons? What we would be saying on Mr. Norris today? Here are our predictions :
Chuck Norris has already moved to Web 3.0.
No one is allowed to follow Chuck Norris on Twitter. Chuck Norris follows you.
Search queries like ‘ can I beat Chuck Norris? ‘ are just plain dangerous.
Chuck Norris’s Facebook status is permanently set to ‘ is dominating ‘.
Chuck... Read Full Story
That headline may not be entirely accurate, but you read it and had no trouble believing it, didn’t you? As the story goes, a bakery in the town of Split, Croatia , had been having repeated problems with break-ins. In an attempt to dissuade further theft, they displayed a photo of Chuck Norris prominently in their window, with the words “This shop is under the protection of Chuck Norris” below it.
They haven’t been burglarized since. So, either criminals in Croatia are ridiculously... Read Full Story
While perusing my personal list of favorite blogs I noticed that fellow contributor and long-time blogging comrade, Brian Tubbs has posted an "interesting" article from WorldNetDaily's very own black belt master, Chuck Norris . Now, normally I would never think to question anything that came out of Mr. Norris' mouth. After all, when the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks under his bead for Chuck Norris. I'm sure you all have heard the thousands of Chuck Norris facts floating along... Read Full Story
As much as we enjoy the emails we receive from our fans…our research indicates that this photo submitted to us is perhaps not really Nicolas Cage or Chuck Norris, but in fact a wax replica. Further, we are not convinced that wax is a substance hardy enough to conceal the Great Chuck Norris. However, since we have not had the opportunity to test this theory (and are not willing to pour a bucket of hot wax on Chuck Norris for fear of dangerous repercussions), we put these questions to you, our... Read Full Story
Chuck Norris nails it with this editorial!
God and guns are what our country was founded upon.
But more and more, these pillars of American life and liberty are being attacked and abandoned out of not only sheer bias but also ignorance of our Founding Fathers, the Revolutionary period and our Constitution. These pivotal American rights have become the brunt end of cultural jokes and often are regarded as biased lifestyle components of “rednecks” and rural citizens.
For example, gone... Read Full Story
So Chuck Norris is in the news again. Or, to be more exact, Chuck Norris jokes are in the news again. You know, those fun and exciting jokes that talk about how badass Chuck Norris is and that never get old? Yep, those ones. Hurray. The reason this time? Well, if you type in “Google Chuck Norris” into Google, then click the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button, a page shows up that says: “Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.” Haha, get it... Read Full Story
Universal Pictures and the Discovery Channel are proud to bring you a special episode of Men vs. Wild tonight, Tuesday, June 2nd at 10pm - EST! Tune in to watch Will Ferrell and Bear Grylls Read Full Story
