Chuck Norris Facts

from www.chucknorrisfacts.com. Enjoy! Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it. Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime. Chuck Norris ...  

On May 23, President Barack Obama told more than 1,000 jubilant ... Bloomberg Businessweek reported that the Democratic-controlled Senate voted May 24 to authorize another reduced spending package for the Pentagon.  

However here are some ideas you might want to try. When watching a Chuck Norris movie or an episode of his hit TV series Walker Texas Ranger, take a Chuck Norris shot anytime he does the following: See, you can have fun and get creative.  

Franklin Necessary dubbed Bessemer City Early College High School science teacher Bradley Smith the “human Google.” Jenna Alexander called Cherryville High English teacher Marcie Corbett the “Grammar Queen.” The top students at each of Gaston...  

Even in the event that you were not hurt, most drivers would probably be too shaken and terrified to move after experiencing a severe crash that results in a car rolling over several times on the road before coming to a stop on its side. But not this Russian (?) driver who came out of his car through the windscreen! Watch the video after the break. Read more »Copyright © Carscoop.blogspot.com - All Rights Reserved  

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Refocus on the prize I guess the cost of due diligence is $1.5 million. But this is water over a dam. Our community has bigger problems, and if we do not refocus on the end-state, the baby goes out with the bath water. After arguing that we should...  

Fox and MGM are delivering a swarm of Chuck Norris and Charles Bronson action titles on Blu-ray beginning early next month. If the press release I received this morning it to be believed, the only reason Norris titles are coming to Blu-ray is because the ...  

In addition, a provision in the tax code permits illegals to claim "additional child tax credits," which grant families $1,000 per "dependent" child. Roughly three-quarters of tax returns filed by illegals include these ACTCs. With the ITIN ...  

WTHR, the NBC affiliate in Indianapolis ... Schulkin, who holds a Ph.D. in economics from Harvard University and has taught at several universities. It was a follow-up to a November 2010 memorandum titled "Child Tax Credits for Illegal Immigrants."  

It may be small, especially when compared to a high-capacity urban bus, but what this pigeon lacks in size more than compensates with its fearless attitude. The feathered animal did not even blink an eye when the long bus passed over it and held its ground like a champ or shall we say, just like Chuck Norris would… Short but entertaining video follows below the jump. Read more »Copyright © Carscoop.blogspot.com - All Rights Reserved  

Chuck Norris ensures his young children don't watch the violent scenes in his action ... before toning down the violence in his latter films and hit TV show Walker, Texas Ranger. Norris stars in Sylvester Stallone's upcoming The Expendables 2 and is ...  

If we did not know better, we would say motorcycle rider Genki Hagata must have been wearing a blue t-shirt with a shielded S under his protective leather suite during the third round of the AMA event at the Infineon Raceway earlier this month. At the qualifying session of the Supersport class, Hagata was moving his body from side to side when suddenly the bike starts to wobble badly and flings him up in the air. Honestly, you will not...  

The Google Doodle is honouring the famous musical instrument inventor Dr Robert Moog , who would have been 78 today ... Because the internet wouldn’t be cool without a Chuck Norris easter egg. Searching for Chuck Norris proves futile on Google, who ...  

On Wednesday, several news outlets published jokes originally about Chuck Norris with Mark Carney’s name in the wake of a newspaper report that claimed Carney was approached to replace Sir Mervyn King as the governor of The Bank of England. Some jokes were extremely mild, while others went to extreme ends to ridicule Carney and [...]  

At the top of the list of people annoying me today is Prof. Anne Curzan of the University of Michigan, who has taken to the virtual airwaves to vandalize the English language on an episode of the Lexicon Valley podcast at Slate, specifically by ...  

“We told him we wanted to name it ‘Chuck Norris Day’ in Galveston, but he wanted to keep the focus on the youth,” Jaworski said. Instead, Galveston deemed May 10 “Kickstart Kids Day.” “I know a lot of you came to see Chuck Norris ...  

In a split second, Chuck Norris leaped from the confines of a clear plastic cup and surged into the chilly waters of Mark West Creek. And then he was gone. Chuck Norris, one of about 60 1-inch-long fingerling steelhead trout shepherded from Gary ...  

With Mother's Day right at our back, I want to address one of the most extreme overreaches by the federal government into American homes that I've seen in a long time. Then I want to call on my own 91-year-old mother, who was raised in rural ...  

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With all the far-fetched videos we have posted in our Chuck Norris Approved section, it was just a matter of time before one of you, our readers, sent in a Chuck Norris Approved vehicle. From the creator of the mirthful Zastava ZUGO with its groundbreaking hand warmers comes the one and only Mini Norris, the only car in the world that passed all crash tests with a single roundhouse kick. Designed by Milos Paripovic, a graduate of the...  

The King of The Forest (title). Any animal met the lion in the forest. He bit and asked who the king of forest is. All were answered you are the king and an mother and father, lion at least reached the elephant and asked the ...  

Someone must have made some kind of mistake when they cast Chuck Norris in "The Expendables 2." By no means is he expendable. He's essential. He's Chuck Norris. Part of MTV News' Summer Movie Preview week, our exclusive picture of Norris from the upcoming action hero all-star game should be enough to convince you of [...]  

If this camcorder footage is for real - and we cannot stress that enough, then we have a potential candidate for the "Chuck Norris Approved" video of the year award. The dashboard camera video shows a speeding truck crashing into a series of concrete barriers before it slams into another structure residing in what looks like a park on the side of the road. What makes this incident amazing is that the truck driver seemingly jumped out of the...  

Novak Djokovic said he considered asking Chuck Norris for help to play on the new ... Either I need football shoes or some advice on how to play on this court," Djokovic complained Tuesday, after making his tournament debut.  

Chris Berman actually sounds pleasant calling a Hamilton home run. Hamilton's athletic cup is a Buick, if he actually used one. We can also take a page out of the Chuck Norris rumor mill, because they all now apply to Mr. Josh Hamilton. Here are some gems ...  

The original source of these jokes is unknown, but they are becoming more viral each and every day. A Few Of Our Favorites: Mark Carney’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Mark Carney counted to infinity – twice. Mark Carney ...  

Clifton Alexander isn’t some stodgy technophobe wondering what this Twitter thing is all about. The words “stodgy technophobe” are among the last you’d use to describe a guy whose business card lists him as the “creative Chuck Norris” of Kansas City marketing firm Reactor. And Alexander does tweet and post Facebook dispatches from Reactor’s offices, otherwise referred to as “the world headquarters of awesome.” But he’s not so sure of his...  

Chuck Norris -- the actor who rose to fame after getting his ass kicked by Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon -- just loves Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio.So much, in fact, that Norris recently ...  

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When Bryce Harper stole home against the Phillies this week - following a beaning Philadelphia pitcher Cole Hamels later admitted was intentional - it was merely the culmination of an impressive set of opening games for the 19-year old phenom. He's batting ...  

Canada’s central bank late Tuesday denied a report that its governor, Mark Carney, had...  

Newark, N.J., Mayor Cory Booker has consistently made headlines as a dedicated public servant in the political realm. But this morning, he made them for a very different reason: charging into a burning building to rescue his neighbor from a house fire. After Booker tweeted about the experience, and the ensuing flurry of news coverage, a new hashtag arose on Twitter: #CoryBookerStories, and also the inaccurately spelled #CoreyBookerStories...  

Leadership guru John C. Maxwell says, "A leader is one who knows the ... often speak directly to our hearts when we are asleep." Keep up with actor Chuck Norris with twitter.com/chucknorris, the "Official Chuck Norris Page" on Facebook and ...  

A new "Expendables 2" trailer has been released (on Friday, May 4) and it shows even more of the extensive cast that was brought in for this film. It also introduces Liam Hemsworth as one of the new young faces, possibly targeting a new audience ...  

The current Governor of the Bank of Canada, Mark Carney, has become Canada’s new Chuck Norris! It is to Carney’s credit that Canada was shielded from and survived the worst effects of the late 2000′s worldwide financial crisis. He fought [...]  

If you thought the first "Expendables" starred every relevant action icon of the past few decades, "2" ups the ante, adding not only Norris, but  also Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jean-Claude Van Damme, and even "Hunger Games" star Liam Hemsworth.  

Last week, we premiered an exclusive "Expendables 2" photo featuring the man, the myth, the legend… Chuck Norris. You guys were, understandably, big fans of the first look at Norris in the star-studded action sequel. Which means you should be ...  

More Chuck Norris Goodness is arriving in high-def on July 17. Chuck Norris faces off against a drug kingpin using his martial arts skills to save the day. In other words, Chuck Norris kicking some serious...  

Chuck Norris’ participation in the Expendables 2 has been met with mixed reactions. At first we were all happy about the announcement and were glad that more of our 80′s action stars were coming out to represent and then came news that he was affecting the MPAA rating of the film to petition for a [...]  

Chuck, I consume energy bars almost every day. Are they really that good for us? Do you recommend any brand over others? Thanks for answering and writing your “C-Force” health and fitness column. Our family loves it! – “Dash Dining” in Delaware ...  

A couple new images from The Expendables 2 have gone online.  They give us a look at stars Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, and Chuck Norris looking all dangerous and tough.  Despite reports that Schwarzenegger and Willis play “substantial roles” in the sequel, most of the images and footage we’ve seen of their characters appears to take place in roughly the same location.  Though I’d love to see an action movie...  

One of the most anticipated action movies of the summer -- The Expendables 2-- hits theaters in mid-August with the new trailer for the film hitting the Internet today, featuring UFC Hall-of-Famer Randy Couture. The nearly three minute clip ...  

It's been a while since we last shared a 'Chuck Norris Approved' video with you, so Carscoop reader Maciek thought it would be a good idea to update the series with a new clip. We're not sure how this video, which was shot in Tychy, Poland, came to be as the camera constantly zooms in and out to different places, but what we want you to pay attention to starts at around 11 seconds into the clip and continues for another 10 seconds. There you...  

With President Barack Obama's officially starting his campaign this Saturday ... Bates), Democrats (Blair, Secretary of the Navy Gideon Welles and Vice President Hannibal Hamlin), Free Soilers (Chase), or had flirted with the short-lived ...  

You know those jokes about Chuck Norris? “Chuck Norris’ tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.” In the new ABC-TV (Channel 7) series “Scandal,” people have a similar kind of reverence for the lead character, the omnipotent Olivia Pope ...  

[brightcove]1330616608001[/brightcove] We've seen Expendables 2 heroes Bruce, Arnie and Sly shooting up a storm this week, but now Chuck Norris has finally joined the party in this first image of the living legend in the action-flick spectacular.  And it looks as though Chuck has just experienced one of our favorite action movie cliches - he appears to have just finished calmly walking away from ...  

Chuck Norris is one of the new arrivals to the Expendables franchise, joining Jean-Claude Van Damme and Liam Hemsworth in a movie so masculine several women have become pregnant just reading this sentence. Mr. Norris has already caused a bit of a kerfuffle ...  

The Expendables are back and this time it’s personal… Barney Ross (Sylvester Stallone), Lee Christmas (Lee Statham), Yin Yang (Jet Li), Gunnar Jensen (Dolph Lundgren),Toll Road (Randy Couture) and Hale Caesar (Terry Crews) — with newest members Billy ...  

Lionel Richie Vs. Chuck Norris: Who Would Win?Houston Press (blog)But how does he stack up against the man generally regarded as the ultimate warrior, former CBS star and exercise-equipment tycoon Chuck Norris? Lionel Richie grew up around the campus of Tuskegee University. His grandfather was an associate of the ...and more »  

He soothes Chuck Norris' nightmares? Twitter on fire with #CoryBookerStoriesmsnbc.com (blog)He soothes Chuck Norris' nightmares? Twitter on fire with #CoryBookerStories By Helen AS Popkin This fire rescue comes as little surprise to anyone familiar with Newark mayor Booker's obsessive mission to boost his troubled city, and many remember his ...  

Recommended: He soothes Chuck Norris' nightmares? Twitter on fire with ...msnbc.com (blog)Facebook, iPads, Android, and everything between — the tech news you need, the stories you want, and the tips you'll actually use. Our Digital Life. Read. Live. Share. He soothes Chuck Norris' nightmares? Twitter on fire with #CoryBookerStories By ...  

Reactor's 'creative Chuck Norris' takes another whack at social mediaKansas City Business Journal (blog)The words “stodgy technophobe” are among the last you'd use to describe a guy whose business card lists him as the “creative Chuck Norris” of Kansas City marketing firm Reactor. And Alexander does tweet and post Facebook dispatches from Reactor's ...  

Mike Wallace: The Chuck Norris of American Journalism?The Phoenix (blog)Mike Wallace: the Chuck Norris of journalism? The first story comes from another journalism legend, Sy Hersh, now at the New Yorker. (Hey, while you're at it go read him on the links between American intelligence and the MEK.) It's 1974, and Hersh, ...and more »  

An image of Chuck Norris has appeared on MTV News from The Expendables 2. Though it is not a particularly exciting image, Norris just in the movie is good enough enough for us.  The Expendables 2 is out in theaters August 17 and stars Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris, Jason Statham, Liam Hemsworth, Arnold Schwarzenegger...  

Texas had better beware, because "Chuck Norris" could be next for Project Veritas ... And let's not forget the 2008 U.S. Supreme Court's 6-3 decision, authored by Justice John Paul Stevens, that upheld Indiana's strict ID requirement.  

The InquisitrOn Twitter, Superman and Chuck Norris have nothing on NJ mayor who rescued ...Washington PostWhen Chuck Norris has nightmares, Cory Booker turns on the light & sits with him until he falls back. al gore thought he invented the internet. until cory booker told him otherwise. One time I needed a kidney. Cory Booker instantly ripped out his own, ...Cory Booker hashtag explodes on TwitterThe Star-Ledger - NJ.comCory Booker is the New...  

Booker rushed past his own security detail, dreamboating into the inferno and attempting a rescue on his way back from a television appearance ... s awesome antics have made him the subject of Chuck Norris-like joking, the best of which we ...  

Chuck Norris (Verse Liam Neeson)North Idaho College SentinelChuck Norris is a god among men. I feel like I don't have to say much more than that, but for those of you who do not recognize the Norris authority, I shall enlighten you. First of all, beneath his manly beard is not a chin, but another fist.and more »  

Commission to push back against Medicaid bill changes. Virtually every day between now and Nov. 6, voters will be bombarded with political endorsements in campaigns ranging from county commissions to the White House.  

'Missing in Action' - American servicemen are still being held captive in Vietnam - and it's up to one man to bring them home in this blistering, fast-paced action/adventure starring martial arts superstar Chuck Norris. Following a daring escape from a ...  

Chuck Norris kicks some gangster butt in high-def on July 17. In 'Code of Silence' Chuck Norris plays a Chicago cop up against... everything. He finds himself in the middle of a gang war while his fellow...  

Why give Chuck Norris a platform for his ideas? Must The Eagle provide Chuck Norris with a means to further his pseudoscience (vaccines lead to autism), government conspiracy (arsenic in apple juice), and anti-government rhetoric (Eagle, April 4)? ...  

In my column two weeks ago, "Not All Presidential Orders Are Created Equal," I discussed some specifics in President Barack ... but Obama's goal has been stated clearly from the beginning, to "fundamentally transform the United States of America ...  

Chuck Norris ensures his young children don't watch the violent scenes in his action movies by making a special family-friendly version for them. The veteran action hero appeared in a number of b...  

Chuck Norris ensures his young children don’t watch the ... before toning down the violence in his latter films and hit TV show “Walker, Texas Ranger.” Norris stars in Sylvester Stallone’s upcoming “The Expendables 2” and is said ...  

The action legend stars alongside Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Bruce Willis in this high-powered action sequel. [...]  

WND.comSugar linked to cancer?WND.comby Chuck NorrisEmail | Archive Chuck Norris is the star of more than 20 films and the long-running TV series "Walker, Texas Ranger." His latest book is entitled The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book." Learn more about his life and ministry at his ...  

Though I have concern that every American citizen has affordable health care ... The Food and Drug Administration's website explains that "class II" microchips are "subject to special controls," which can be "exempt from the premarket ...  

Andrew Mills/The Star-Ledger"After the incident, Smoke was treated for Cory Booker exposure," reads one of many tweets. A healthy crop of Cory Booker one-liners is thriving on Twitter. Just visit or #corybookerfa ... Now, in addition to nationwide badass ...  

Leadership guru John C. Maxwell says, "A leader is one who knows the ... God's angels often speak directly to our hearts when we are asleep." Follow Chuck Norris through his official social media sites, on Twitter @chucknorris and Facebook's ...  

THE HUNGER GAMES’ Liam Hemsworth and Jean Claude Van Damme will also feature with CON AIR’s Simon West taking over directing duties from Stallone.  

As zombie books, apps and postcards of Egg from This Life continue to flood shops ... And even if they were, my stupid book wouldn't help you. I'm an advertising copywriter hoping to make a fast buck, not Chuck Norris. "Actually, Chuck Norris...  

Chuck Norris, the show's star, is 72 and still acts ... B.H., Roseboro A: The family has left the California megachurch that grew from a ministry founded by Robert H. Schuller in 1955. Schuller's daughter, Sheila Schuller Coleman, had been ...  

Chuck Norris ensures his young children don't watch the violent scenes inhis action movies by making ... before toning down the violence in his latter films and hit TV show Walker, Texas Ranger. Chuck likes to re-cut all of his films before he shows ...