Chuck Norris Facts

from www.chucknorrisfacts.com. Enjoy! Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it. Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime. Chuck Norris ...  

On May 23, President Barack Obama told more than 1,000 jubilant ... Bloomberg Businessweek reported that the Democratic-controlled Senate voted May 24 to authorize another reduced spending package for the Pentagon.  

However here are some ideas you might want to try. When watching a Chuck Norris movie or an episode of his hit TV series Walker Texas Ranger, take a Chuck Norris shot anytime he does the following: See, you can have fun and get creative.  

Franklin Necessary dubbed Bessemer City Early College High School science teacher Bradley Smith the “human Google.” Jenna Alexander called Cherryville High English teacher Marcie Corbett the “Grammar Queen.” The top students at each of Gaston...  

Even in the event that you were not hurt, most drivers would probably be too shaken and terrified to move after experiencing a severe crash that results in a car rolling over several times on the road before coming to a stop on its side. But not this Russian (?) driver who came out of his car through the windscreen! Watch the video after the break. Read more »Copyright © Carscoop.blogspot.com - All Rights Reserved  

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Refocus on the prize I guess the cost of due diligence is $1.5 million. But this is water over a dam. Our community has bigger problems, and if we do not refocus on the end-state, the baby goes out with the bath water. After arguing that we should...  

Fox and MGM are delivering a swarm of Chuck Norris and Charles Bronson action titles on Blu-ray beginning early next month. If the press release I received this morning it to be believed, the only reason Norris titles are coming to Blu-ray is because the ...  

In addition, a provision in the tax code permits illegals to claim "additional child tax credits," which grant families $1,000 per "dependent" child. Roughly three-quarters of tax returns filed by illegals include these ACTCs. With the ITIN ...  

The Google Doodle is honouring the famous musical instrument inventor Dr Robert Moog , who would have been 78 today ... Because the internet wouldn’t be cool without a Chuck Norris easter egg. Searching for Chuck Norris proves futile on Google, who ...  

At the top of the list of people annoying me today is Prof. Anne Curzan of the University of Michigan, who has taken to the virtual airwaves to vandalize the English language on an episode of the Lexicon Valley podcast at Slate, specifically by ...  

“We told him we wanted to name it ‘Chuck Norris Day’ in Galveston, but he wanted to keep the focus on the youth,” Jaworski said. Instead, Galveston deemed May 10 “Kickstart Kids Day.” “I know a lot of you came to see Chuck Norris ...  

Novak Djokovic said he considered asking Chuck Norris for help to play on the new ... Either I need football shoes or some advice on how to play on this court," Djokovic complained Tuesday, after making his tournament debut.  

Chris Berman actually sounds pleasant calling a Hamilton home run. Hamilton's athletic cup is a Buick, if he actually used one. We can also take a page out of the Chuck Norris rumor mill, because they all now apply to Mr. Josh Hamilton. Here are some gems ...  

Leadership guru John C. Maxwell says, "A leader is one who knows the ... often speak directly to our hearts when we are asleep." Keep up with actor Chuck Norris with twitter.com/chucknorris, the "Official Chuck Norris Page" on Facebook and ...