Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris Facts

A community portal about Chuck Norris Facts with blogs, videos, and photos. According to Wikipedia.org: Chuck Norris Facts are an Internet phenomenon of satirical "facts" about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris. The "facts" tend to...

A community portal about Chuck Norris Facts with blogs, videos, and photos. According to Wikipedia.org: Chuck Norris Facts are an Internet phenomenon of satirical "facts" about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris. The "facts" tend to involve absurdly exaggerated claims of Norris' toughness, attitude, virility, and masculinity stated in an absurdly serious tone.

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Written by Mayren on
ok i am a big Chuck Norris spoof lover. All the cool crazy Chuck Norris sayings really and truly make me laugh out loud. Today I got referred to a site that's cute called Autocomplete Me. It's not LOLcats funny but it's ok. This Entry on Autocomplete Me hit a homerun with me. (if you can't tell - it's about Chuck Norris.) http://mayren.blogspot.com Read Full Story
Written by Ryo on
Welcome to the Chuck Norris Card Contest!!! This is a simple yet Funny exibition to see who can make the best Chuck Norris Yugioh card. Chuck Norris Rules (Click to View) 1) The Entry fee is 3 Points . 2) The Contest Ends on 11-30-09 . 3) The card name must include "Chuck Norris" or "Walker Texas Ranger" in it. 4) The card must be a Normal Monster . 5) The card Description must be one of the "Chuck Norris Facts" listed on the internet. The funnier the fact, the better your card will score. Everything else on the card is up to you. ... Read Full Story
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Our little Halloween special. What if Chuck Norris’s hands would have fallen on a computer instead of machine guns & karate lessons? What we would be saying on Mr. Norris today? Here are our predictions : Chuck Norris has already moved to Web 3.0. No one is allowed to follow Chuck Norris on Twitter. Chuck Norris follows you. Search queries like ‘ can I beat Chuck Norris? ‘ are just plain dangerous. Chuck Norris’s Facebook status is permanently set to ‘ is dominating ‘. Chuck Norris doesn’t need to optimize his Pay Per Click accounts, Chuck invented the word optimize. Chuck Norris doesn’t have ... Read Full Story
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That headline may not be entirely accurate, but you read it and had no trouble believing it, didn’t you? As the story goes, a bakery in the town of Split, Croatia , had been having repeated problems with break-ins. In an attempt to dissuade further theft, they displayed a photo of Chuck Norris prominently in their window, with the words “This shop is under the protection of Chuck Norris” below it. They haven’t been burglarized since. So, either criminals in Croatia are ridiculously gullible, or … I don’t know how to finish that sentence. Now, apparently Chuck Himself somehow received word of this, and ... Read Full Story
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Are you ready for one of the longest Chuck Norris jokes ever written? Cripes, here goes... Many scientists have been under the impression that global warming has been the leading cause behind the melting ice glaciers in our polar caps since around 1958.  Coincidentally, that also happened to be around the exact same time that the now legendary martial artist known as Carlos Ray “Chuck” Norris began his martial arts training at the age of 18...  
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With Black almost Friday upon us, why not celebrate the horror that many go through when forced to work retail. Dealing with customers is not the easiest thing ever; most are insatiable moronic douche bags looking for a hand me out and ...  
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Anyone following Splash Page (or me) on Twitter is probably well aware that martial arts champion and movie/television star Chuck Norris recently paid a visit to Splash Page HQ to chat about his new book, "The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book." Heck, it was all I could talk about for 24-36 hours. (I'm kind of [...]  
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You're probably familiar with the Chuck Norris "fact" phenomenon. If not, here's a few examples: "There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live." "Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding." "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." "When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse-kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's." Now, the man himself...  
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Rumors, spin-offs, cameos and behind-the-scenes art dominated this week's headlines, and the week's top stories reflected that trend. From "Spider-Man 4" and "Thor" to "Fantastic Mr. Fox" and, yes, Chuck Norris, it was a week of varied projects. Here's how the week's most popular stories stacked up: 10. Wes Anderson gave us the behind-the-scenes info on a [...]  
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