Chuck Norris (born March 10, 1940) is a martial artist and actor. He is best known for films such as "Way of the Dragon" and for his TV show "Walker Texas Ranger" which aired for 8 seasons. He is also noted for his support of Governor...
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Chuck Norris (born March 10, 1940) is a martial artist and actor. He is best known for films such as "Way of the Dragon" and for his TV show "Walker Texas Ranger" which aired for 8 seasons. He is also noted for his support of Governor Mike Huckabee, and for creating his own martial arts school Chun Kuk Do. See pictures, videos and articles about Chuck Norris here.
So he claims, in a lawsuit against book publisher Penguin.
Chuck Norris is suing the publisher for releasing a book called The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 facts about the World’s Greatest Human .
The book contains numerous allegedly “mythical” facts about Chuck Norris which were collected from the internet. The facts include:
“Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.”
“When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down... Read Full Story
After years of kicking your ass on the street, Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you in your face in small claims court.
He's conglomerating the ass-kicking business, really – he'll roundhouse kick you into your face on the street, and then when you go to sue him, you'll either have to ...
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Many of you know the storied history of the blog and my sister Goiter's birthday. For those that don't, let's just say that the staff here at Dr. Yeti has often overlooked birthday posts for her in favor of waxing poetic on other topics, including but not limited to: Chuck Norris, taints, yetis, yeti taints, taint fisters, pie, and the educational, societal, and geographic debacle known as the south. I mean, we all thought Chuck Norris was badass . He was the first black man to win the New... Read Full Story
Chuck Norris from Creators Syndicate :
What Obama and My Wife Have in Common — Dear Mr. President: — First, happy birthday. I do hope today is an enjoyable day for you and your family. Coincidentally, I also will be celebrating this week the birth of someone dear to me, my beloved wife, Gena, whose birthday is Aug. 9. Read Full Story
Chuck Norris doesn’t spar, he just delays his opponent’s defeat. It’s a proven fact, at least if you trust in YouTube. People who wonder how Chuck was crowned as uber-tough-guy-of-the-Internet need only watch a few of his fight scenes—because Chuck got to be a badass long before animals had rights. Not only did he swing his limber Law and Order (left and right legs) at humans, he also threw a few beard-covered fists at animals too. It’s rare that a fighting personality today would have the... Read Full Story
Chuck Norris once did stand up comedy and everyone laughed to death ...literally : Stand Up Comedy Chuck Norris once did stand up comedy and everyone laughed to death …literally - http://twitter.com/YearOfH… 4 hours ago from “stand up comedy” - Twitter… - Comment
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In his new book, Black Belt Patriotism , the martial arts champion
and star of Walker, Texas Ranger delivers a roundhouse kick to
American society, on policy issues ranging from debt and immigration to
foreign affairs and the role of religion in public life. TIME spoke with the
pugilist and pop culture icon about his favorite Chuck Norris facts, why
Congress should be smaller and how reviving the values of the Constitution's
framers is our last best hope. You cover a lot of territory in... Read Full Story
Martial arts legend Chuck Norris appeared on CNN earlier this week to discuss tax codes and Sarah Palin with Arianna Huffington. Norris is a staunch supporter of the GOP and tax reform, so he got a little huffy with the Huffington. My favorite moments of this clip are when Norris claims to be an authority on the Iraq War because he visited Iraq and talked to the troops, and when he shakes his head and says, "Well that's your liberal view, Arianna. You're so liberal." He sounds exactly like... Read Full Story
Quote from: firebrand on Yesterday at 04:46:29 PM Kinda related to the Chuck Norris comment.... When I was in Rome last time I had a shot called the Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick to The Face... Basically it was 3 oz of liquor... Read Full Story
