Chuck Norris (born March 10, 1940) is a martial artist and actor. He is best known for films such as "Way of the Dragon" and for his TV show "Walker Texas Ranger" which aired for 8 seasons. He is also noted for his support of Governor...
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Chuck Norris (born March 10, 1940) is a martial artist and actor. He is best known for films such as "Way of the Dragon" and for his TV show "Walker Texas Ranger" which aired for 8 seasons. He is also noted for his support of Governor Mike Huckabee, and for creating his own martial arts school Chun Kuk Do. See pictures, videos and articles about Chuck Norris here.
LOL I have had a some really good laughs looking up some of these crazy Chuck Norris Facts. Have you heard any really good ones? Share it.... Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris counted to infinity—twice. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain. Chuck Norris doesn ’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it... Read Full Story
Karate is one of the most well known and well respected self defense forms in the world, and everyone knows that as you progress on through in the sport you work your way up the belt system. As students pass through the ranks of grading examinations they are awarded with different colored belts, and the color and order in which they are used varies, depending on the school and teacher.
The white belt is the first belt you would receive, with the black belt being the last. The color of... Read Full Story
Since our recent decision to go public with Mission, we have received many questions about who we are, what we do, why we do it, etc. Hence we have decided to produce a list of FAQs and their answers (we thought about just writing the FAQs, but that wouldn’t be so useful since you would just read them and go, yeah, I was wondering that too) So here goes.
Who are you?
We are The Team. If you’ve reviewed our site and still don’t know what that means, look it up on Urban Dictionary.
Is... Read Full Story
The folks over at tchirts.com got a rolled up newspaper snap to the nose for attempting to assist Chuck with his newfound hardcore internet idolatry. Is it possible that Chuck Norris’s head is so big that even Chuck Norris can’t handle it? "Dear Tchirts.com: We represent Mr. Chuck Norris, the famous actor. Mr. Norris owns rights in his name, image and related trademarks and copyrights (collectively “Norris Properties”). He has used them for many years in his profession and his businesses. Mr... Read Full Story
I n his first two official karate tournaments Chuck Norris lost both times. Instantly you may think that this would soundly defeat my premise that Chuck Norris karate is flawless but it does not. Not by a long roundhouse kick. Chuck Norris karate has since developed into the only way a real man beats up another real man in public. Why is that? Because Chuck Norris karate was developed by the only real man left on the planet. That man is, well, Chuck Norris.
With bulging biceps and a... Read Full Story
K arate is one of the most popular and widely practiced martial art forms in the world, and although there are various karate schools and courses that include both men and women, there are specific female karate classes that you can find if this is what you are interested in.
Your Options
When it comes to female karate courses, one of your best options is Northern Karate, a leader in the field of martial arts education and personal development. They believe that a martial arts... Read Full Story
Last week Chuck Norris expressed his, um, dismay about the Customs and Border Protection’s decision to scrap the proposed, 28-mile virtual fence along the Mexico/Arizona border. Check out Chuck’s angry words here .
Some of the highlights of Mr. Norris’ post include:
“Is anyone really shocked by this security fence fiasco? Another government solution bites the dust.”
“How is it that we can militarily overthrow a government like Iraq, yet we can’t militarily keep illegalities from... Read Full Story
Bloomberg.com's Mark Gilbert gives us his take on the current state of financial markets expressed in Chuck Norrisisms: Chuck Norris doesn't target inflation. He roundhouse-kicks it until it begs for mercy The Chuck Norris dollar buys 3 Canadian dollars, and trades at parity with the euro The tears of Chuck Norris would supply enough liquidity to solve the credit crisis. Too bad he never cries When the yield on a Chuck Norris bond goes up, the price also rises Chuck Norris has already banked... Read Full Story
The story below reminds me of my recent training in Missouri where I first encountered the Chuck Norris joke.
The premise of the jokes is that Chuck Norris is both indestructible and cold-hearted.
Some of the jokes:
1. Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, but we can't use them because he's never cried.
2. Chuck Norris is the only person who can roundhouse kick to the back of somebody's face (I never got that one).
We'd adapt Chuck Norris jokes for Army use:
3. Chuck Norris... Read Full Story
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried. Chuck Norris was supposed to have a twin, but the other baby couldn't survive 9 months of roundhouse kicks. Read Full Story
