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Chuck Norris Takes Obama Out of Context

What is with right-wing celebrities smearing President Obama by quoting him out of context?Following in the footsteps of Pat Boone, Chuck Norris uses his Dec. 20 WorldNetDaily column to attack Obama by heavily editing what he said to present it in a false light:First, even during his campaign for the presidency, Obama sarcastically belittled America's Judeo-Christian heritage and degraded its adherents with trite remarks typical of any...

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Chuck Norris: Obama would have aborted Jesus

I’m not really sure there’s any other way to interpret this bit of lunacy from Walker: Texas Ranger… Lastly, as we near the eve of another Christmas, I wonder: What would have happened if Mother Mary had been covered by Obamacare? What if that young, poor and uninsured teenage woman had been provided the federal funds [...]

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Ben Alman » John Resig: JavaScript's Chuck Norris [del.icio.us ...

Some of the regular ircfreenodenet jquery guys have come to the conclusion that John Resig creator of jQuery is the JavaScript worlds equivalent of Chuck Norris so we came up with some ideas and decided to pay homage to him in a blog ...

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You Don't Read Chuck Norris' First Novel

While a novel by action-star Chuck Norris sounds like a bad joke with no punchline, Justice Riders turns out to be a surprisingly well researched and entertaining historical adventure.Contributor: Roland HulmePublished: Dec 22, 2009

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ShirtADay - Chuck Norris Is My Homeboy

Seriously, if you don't buy this shirt, Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you in the face. Actually, if you don't buy like 3 of these shirts then Chuck will roundhouse kick you in the face. If you haven't heard all of the facts or any of them before, here are a few for your reading pleasure: Chuck Norris once commented, "There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by a swift roundhouse kick to the face. In fact, there are none...

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Chuck Norris: Bring On the Pain

Norris makes a special delivery of justice in New York.According to iPhone game, Chuck Norris: Bring On the Pain, "Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience." Developer, Ludigames has turned the Internet-fed Chuck Norris legend of badassery into a pulpy action game. And in spite of controls that would frustrate the Texas Ranger himself, Bring On the Pain supplies humor and a guilty pleasure that almost rise above its novelty.The game's...

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LEFT TURN: Chuck Norris claims health care reform would abort baby Jesus

Chuck Norris is the newest celebrity to contribute his vast intellectual powers to the question of health care reform. He recently posted a column on two conservative blogs, Human Events and Town Hall, which manages to somehow connect the passage of...

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Rachel Maddow 'Coburns' Chuck Norris, Imagines Pro-Lifers Wish There Was...

Chuck Norris has drawn a lot of liberal fury for his latest column about abortion and the Christmas story. MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow drew a wild analogy on her TV show Thursday night. When Norris suggested people in the time of Christ might get abortions to avoid stoning, Maddow imagined that Norris and other pro-lifers wish that deadly punishment had never gone away: "I look at the whole crux -- the whole crux of his argument rests on the idea if...

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Janesville - Rock County: Chuck Norris Throws Christianity Under A Bus

Raw Story Excerpt: "Lastly, as we near the eve of another Christmas, I wonder: What would have happened if Mother Mary had been covered by Obamacare? What if that young, poor and uninsured teenage woman had been provided the federal ...

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Chuck Norris: What If Mother Mary Had To Deal With ObamaCare?

Washington is up to its old political shell game again, this time in an unprecedented way. While Americans are focused upon the Christmas season and the mainstream media on health care and President Barack Obamas two trips to Europe last week to Oslo and this week to Copenhagen the Democratic Congress have slipped major pro-abortion legislation under the radar. First, last Monday the Senate rejected the health-care reform bill amendment...

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Chuck Norris: Public Health Care Would Have Killed Baby Jesus

Daniel Tencer writes on RAW Story: 'Will Obamacare morph into Herodcare for the unborn?' Hollywood star asks Movie star and Mike Huckabee booster Chuck Norris has dragged the "War on Christmas" into the health care debate. Norris has penned an article in which he suggests that Jesus Christ would have been among many "great souls" who would have been "erased from history" had a health plan similar to the one proposed by the Democrats existed...

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Chuck Norris: Obama's Health Care System Would Kill Baby Jesus

In a column for the conservative-biased Human Events blog Chuck Norris penned an article insinuating that Obama's health care system would have killed baby Jesus. In the column Norris claimed that Jesus would have...read more

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Chuck Norris: Public health care would have killed Jesus

Norris has penned an article in which he suggests that Jesus Christ would have been among many "great souls" who would have been "erased from history" had a health plan similar to the one proposed by the Democrats existed in the Levant 2,000 years ago.

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John Resig: JavaScript's Chuck Norris - Ben Alman

John Resig: JavaScript's Chuck Norris Some of the regular irc.freenode.net #jquery guys have come to the conclusion that John Resig, creator of jQuery, is the JavaScript world's equivalent of Chuck Norris, so we came up with some ideas ...

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Chuck Norris Gives MTV The Facts Behind 'The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book'

It's hard to say exactly when "Chuck Norris Facts" popped up on the Internet and almost instantly became an online phenomenon. Offering up all sorts of claims regarding the mythical attributes of martial arts champion and movie/TV star Chuck Norris, the Chuck Norris Facts have circulated around the globe and become one of the most [...]

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Chuck Norris: If Mary Had Obamacare, She Would Have Aborted God

In the single most absurd, irrational argument against health care reform I’ve seen to date, Chuck Norris takes a break from marketing his fitness equipment to pen a ridiculous screed for the right wing news sites, asking the question: What if Mother Mary Had Obamacare? In Norris’s addled world, it’s a distinct possibility that Mary might have had an abortion. Yes, really, that’s what he wrote. I know, I couldn’t believe it either. As we...

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Chuck Norris: 'What if Mother Mary Had Obamacare?' (Pam's...

Ah, yes -- let's take in this political thought piece by aging action film/TV actor, Total Gym shiller, and currently right-wing Human Events columnist Chuck Norris about health care and the Virgin Mary's pre-natal care... Washington certainly has reached a new low by forcing American citizens who oppose abortion to pay for abortions via their taxes in this massively comprehensive way. Is it intentionally...Raw Story (subscribe) : Chuck Norris...

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Chuck Norris: Public health care would have killed Baby Jesus

Movie star and Mike Huckabee booster Chuck Norris has dragged the "War on Christmas" into the health care debate. Norris has penned an article in which he suggests that Jesus Christ would have been among many "great souls" who would have been "erased ...

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New 'Bachelor' Jake Pavelka IS Chuck Norris

New 'Bachelor' Jake Pavelka's first foray onto the small screen was not on "The Bachlorette." Video below.Back in 1999, under the stage name Jake Landrum, newest ABC 'Bachelor' Jake Pavelka played a young Cordell Walker on the "Walker: Texas Ranger" episode "Team Cherokee: Part I." Apparently, Chuck Norris liked what he saw because Jake was AGAIN cast as a younger version of a Norris character in made-for-TV movie "The President's Man." Hee...

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Muttonhead Chuck Norris: Public health care would have killed Baby Jesus

'Will Obamacare morph into Herodcare for the unborn?' Hollywood star asks Movie star and Mike Huckabee booster Chuck Norris has dragged the "War on Christmas" into the health care debate. Norris has penned an article in which he suggests that Jesus Christ would have been among many "great souls" who would have been "erased from history" had a health plan similar to the one proposed by the Democrats existed in the Levant 2,000 years ago.

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Time Warp Battle: 1969 Chuck Norris Would Melt the “Iceman” of 2006

Are you ready for one of the longest Chuck Norris jokes ever written? Cripes, here goes... Many scientists have been under the impression that global warming has been the leading cause behind the melting ice glaciers in our polar caps since around 1958. Coincidentally, that also happened to be around the exact same time that the now legendary martial artist known as Carlos Ray “Chuck” Norris began his martial arts training at the age of 18...

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'Ninja Assassin' Is Out On Friday, So Let's Hear From Chuck Norris On His...

"Ninja Assassin" is only the latest in a long line of fine martial arts films. Chuck Norris knows a thing or two about this. And if you don't know why, he'll punch you back into one of the decades when his contributions to martial arts cinema were still young. Because you don't mess with Chuck [...]

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Time Warp Battle: 2006 Chuck Liddell Would Turn Chuck Norris into a Joke

Welcome, to the first installment of Time Warp Battle where we pit two fighters from different eras against one another to see who reigns supreme. Standing the red corner we have film star and International Karate Champion Chuck “Nicknames Are For Pussies” Norris, and in the blue corner UFC light-heavyweight Champion Chuck “The Iceman” Liddell. Norris is a well versed traditional martial artist, holding black belts in Tang Soo Do, Tae Kwon Do...

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Chuck Norris' political opinions and nature's oddest penises

Chuck Norris has opinions on politics. It's a pity they're awful opinions. Impeach Obama? (Current) Nature's oddest animal penises. (I-am-bored) Dating after a divorce. (Pinstripe) 4000 gadget competition. (T3) Girlfriend stocking filler? (Daily What) Tarantino's top 10 death scenes. (AskMen) 100 Christmas Blondes. We're not quite sure why they're "Christmas" blondes. (Nuts) NSFW Chloe and Em are sexy elves. Not Christmas...

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Chuck Norris: Public health care would have killed Baby Jesus ...

Norris has penned an article in which he suggests that Jesus Christ would have been among many "great souls" who would have been "erased from history" had a health plan similar to the one proposed by the Democrats existed in the Levant ...

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Chuck Norris reforms health care... with a closed fist!

Dec. 17: Kent Jones shares Chuck Norris' views on health reform with Rachel Maddow. (Other) Rachel Maddow - Kent Jones - Healthcare reform - Health - United States

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Monday with Chuck

Chuck Norris signed books and exchanged handshakes with hundreds of fans Monday evening at Scripture Haven Bookstore in the Post Oak Mall. Norris was promoting his new book The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book 101 of Chuck's Favorite Facts and Stories.

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Chuck Norris Asks the Important Questions

Like: What if Mother Mary Had Obamacare?

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Chuck Norris Wins the Health Care Debate | Indecision Forever ...

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Chuck Norris: A Citizen's Arresting Book

NASHVILLE, Tenn., Dec 10 /PRNewswire/ -- In the New York Times bestselling book Black Belt Patriotism: Chuck Norris filters America's outsized national issues through the Founding Fathers' eyes and the guiding principles that established our nation. The citizen activist also gives the paperback version 64 pages of additional insight.

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Clint Eastwood Pwns Chuck Norris : Love Spaghetti Westerns

Ok, the trilogy Eastwood made almost made the tape melt from the epicness that poured onto it from Clints face. Chuck Norris wouldnt be able to round house kick CLint before he whipped out his Magnum and Cowboy Hat. My favorite would have to be A Fi...

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Chuck Norris Confirms/Denies Chuck Norris Facts, Demonstrates How He Created...

Anyone following Splash Page (or me) on Twitter is probably well aware that martial arts champion and movie/television star Chuck Norris recently paid a visit to Splash Page HQ to chat about his new book, "The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book." Heck, it was all I could talk about for 24-36 hours. (I'm kind of [...]

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The Cult of Chuck Norris

Norris flat onscreen persona has spawned an ironic Internet movement, and now, a book by Norris himself. Sean Macaulay analyzes the strange afterlife of the worst actor in action. It's official. Chuck Norris can tame anything, even his own meme. The iconic action star's new book, The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book, is Norris personal selection of Internet-spawned facts about himself, and it's already the bestselling martial arts book in...

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Norris: Pulling no punches

Chuck Norris has been an action movie star, a television star and a martial arts master and teacher. A conservative who supported Mike Huckabee, his book, "Black Belt Patriotism: How to Reawaken America," has just been reissued in paperback.

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New Chuck Norris Fact: Mike Huckabee will never be President

Mike Huckabee Former GOP presidential candidate Mike Huckabee is caught up in a bit of hot water among those in his party for releasing alleged cop-killer Maurice Clemmons from prison back in 2000. As we noted when the story first broke, the then-Governor of Arkansas granted clemency to Clemmons, who was a minor when he was first sentenced to prison in 1990. Clemmons went on to have many more brushes with the law before the tragic...

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Spaß zu später Stunde: Katzen, Fails, Chuck Norris und krasse Koalas

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Chuck Norris Talks About The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book

You're probably familiar with the Chuck Norris "fact" phenomenon. If not, here's a few examples: "There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live." "Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding." "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." "When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse-kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's." Now, the man himself...

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The Ultimate Chuck Norris Fact Collection

Hear the truth about Chuck Norris… There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer. Chuck Norris drives an [...]

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Chuck Norris

Hi Leute,in meiner neusten Ausgabe präsentiere ich das Spiel "Chuck Norris", welches momentan ziemlich weit oben im AppStore ist.Natürlich könnt Ihe den Podcast auch direkt in iTunes abbonieren. Einfach nach "touch-mania" suchen!Vielen Dank und viel...

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Napoleon, Van Gogh, Chuck Norris and the Brontës

Yesterday's auction at Christie's opens the news today with the Telegraph & Argus highlighting, as we reported yesterday, that the Brontë Society was able to successfully bid at least for one of the lots. The figures of the article are not exactly right (check our previous post) though. Bronte guardians were celebrating today after successfully bidding to buy one of the rarest Charlotte Bronte manuscripts.They paid 50,000 US dollars at an...

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Chuck Norris Takes on Obama's Climate One World Order

Chuck Norris is worried about climate change. Not the environmental effects caused by rising temperatures—that phenomenon, he thinks, is a "con game." No, he's worried that Obama and other world leaders are using global warming as an excuse to create "a one world order" when they meet in Copenhagen next week. That's what Norris argued on a recent appearance on Fox News' Your World with Neil Cavuto, warning that if the US signs on to a...

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Contest: Chuck Norris: Bring On the Pain Autographed T-Shirt Radiates Chuck...

Gameloft’s Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain was released two weeks ago for the iPhone / iPod Touch, and we’ve been hard at work getting a special prize lined up to be given away for this very contest. Now, we could have gone the easy route and held a giveaway of some codes for Chuck [...]

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Norris brings his fine political mind to the battle over health reform.

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Norris brings his fine political mind to the battle over health reform.

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Norris brings his fine political mind to the battle over health reform.

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Norris brings his fine political mind to the battle over health reform.

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The Bachelor: Jake Pavelka was Chuck Norris

While we wait for The Bachelor to kick off its 14th season in January, here's a little piece of fun fact about ABC's newest love searcher. As some of you may know, Jake Pavelka's first foray into the small screen was not as a contestant on the fifth season of The Bachelorette.

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Chris Kelly: Chuck Norris Says Obama Wants Mary to Abort Jesus

It's a well-known fact that Chuck Norris could kick the shit out of the Council of Ephesus, so when he has something to say about...

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Chuck Norris: Obama Should Be Impeached If He Tries To Enforce Copen

Chuck Norris: Obama Should Be Impeached If He Tries To Enforce Copenhagen Agreement Actor and political activist warns that globalists want to bankrupt America

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Chuck Norris on Copenhagen

by Tom Athanasiou Photo: www.chucknorris.comA lot of dreck comes across my desktop. I’m even on a list called “ennui mail,” and some of it is utterly irredeemable. But still I took notice when Chuck Norris: Copenhagen Talks To Forge “One World Order” blew in. I especially like this bit:In this conference, they’re going to try to take our money and send it to third-world countries because of, since we spend so much oil and these other...

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Chuck Norris indulges violent eliminationist fantasies about liberals if he...

DOWNLOADS: (56) PLAYS: (194) Fresh off warning us that President Obama intends to create a "one world order," Chuck Norris went on Sean Hannity's...

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Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicks Himself onto iPhone

It was only a matter of time before Chunk Norris' beard realized that people were having fun on the iPhone and it wasn't involved. Count your lucky starts CNB doesn't come for you. Instead, Norris and facial hair have teamed up with Gameloft to launch their own iPhone game: Chuck Norris: Bring the Pain. Prepare your fingers, because you'll be taking charge of mini Chuck Norris in this game as he fights his way through the Cambodian jungle in...

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More 'Spider-Man 4' Rumors, A 'Weird' Superman, And Chuck Norris: It's The...

Rumors, spin-offs, cameos and behind-the-scenes art dominated this week's headlines, and the week's top stories reflected that trend. From "Spider-Man 4" and "Thor" to "Fantastic Mr. Fox" and, yes, Chuck Norris, it was a week of varied projects. Here's how the week's most popular stories stacked up: 10. Wes Anderson gave us the behind-the-scenes info on a [...]

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Chuck Norris Meets And Greets Fans In College Station

Hundreds of fans lined up at Scripture Haven in the Post Oak Mall Monday night to meet superstar actor Chuck Norris. Norris was on hand signing copies of his book, "The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book." The book tells the true stories behind sayings like, "When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he isn't pushing himself up. He's pushing the earth down." or "Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird." Norris was scheduled to be at the mall for...

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Chuck Norris Speaks Out

A patriot speaks truth to power.Actor Chuck Norris said in a television interview that the Copenhagen Climate summit this December in Denmark is where U.S. President Barack Obama will establish a new world order. "He (Obama) is going over there (climate summit) to create a one world order," Norris said. "In this conference they are going to take our money and send it to Third World countries, since they have suffered so much." Norris also...

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Chuck Norris hears black helicopters whupping: Obama planning a 'one world...

DOWNLOADS: (166) PLAYS: (562) Chuck Norris seems to have been hanging out listening to his good buddy Glenn Beck a bit much these days. He went on...

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Bryaden 'Chuck' Norris out to star at North Melbourne

The happy-go-lucky kid from Alexandra, near Lake Eildon, had barely familiarised himself with the Arden St layout when "Chuck" caught on. "They've given me the nickname already, and it's an obvious one, but it's been really good to get around the ...

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Chuck Norris Is Here! : Love Weird Facts

Chuck Norris flosses with barbed wire. The day Chuck Norris sleeps with your wife is the happiest day of your life. The only thing Chuck Norris never lostwas his virginity. Chuck Norris can speak Braille. Originally Chuck Norris was going to be h...

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Private planes descend on Chuck Norris’s ranch for Vander Plaats fundraiser

A TV and film star is throwing a $100,000+ fundraiser for a candidate for Iowa governor tonight, but the beneficiary isn’t the bleeding-heart Hollywood liberal you might expect. The Iowa Republican reports that Sioux City businessman and social conservative leader Bob Vander Plaats could raise $200,000 for his gubernatorial campaign at an event hosted by Chuck [...]

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‘Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain’ Coming Soon to the App Store

Get ready to rumble, because a new Chuck Norris ‘Bring on the Pain’ game is coming to the iPhone real soon! In true Norris style, the game promo features the following tagline: ‘You may think you’re playing a Chuck Norris game, but Chuck Norris can’t be played’. Excellent. ‘Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain’ is said to [...]

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Chuck Norris Investigates: UN's Copenhagen Climate Summit Could End USA As We...

Chuck Norris doesn't only kick ass on screen. He also beats on the UN's crazy Copenhagen climate treaty. Mr. Norris (should I call him Sensei?) investigated the report by Margaret Thatcher's former science advisor Lord Christopher Monckton that our sovereignty is at stake in this December's Copenhagen climate summit, and what he found is shocking. Where the hell is the GOP on this?

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Für Sie geklickt: Left 4 Dead Kampagnen, Chuck Norris, Zeitraffer und mehr

pcaction.de Die besten Zeitraffer-Aufnahmen Die Kollegen von pcaction.de stellten eine Auswahl der coolsten Zeitraffer-Aufnahmen zusammen. So erfahren Sie, wie Pizza in 28 Sekunden gebacken wird oder wie eine Ameisenkolonie einen Gecko auffrisst Weitere…

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Your Turn: Namby pamby

Chuck Norris is a long time reader of Screen Play, but is currently in seclusion to ensure that no one country in the world is able to use the ultimate destructive force that is Chuck Norris against any other...

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Chuck Norris' World Combat League to Air on AmericanLife TV Network

LOS ANGELES, Dec. 1 /PRNewswire/ -- Chris Wyatt, President and CEO of AmericanLife TV Network (ALN), announced today that ALN has acquired exclusive domestic network rights to Chuck Norris' World Combat League (WCL).

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Chuck Norris Signs Books in CS Monday

Actor and author Chuck Norris will be in College Station Monday. Norris will be at Scripture Haven in Post Oak Mall for a book signing that begins at 7 p.m. His book, "The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book," is due to be released this month.

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State Mandated Parental Interference

Mike Huckabee, Chuck Norris, and Michael Farris talk about how the new health care bill that will allow the government to enter our homes and tell us how to parent our own children. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSqmDC28jPk You can read Chuck Norris' article about the bill on World Net Daily. Huckabee, Norris, and Farris also discuss how international law may be used to judge a case on juvenile heinous crimes instead of American law...

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September 7, 2001: ';Prophetic'; B-Movie Delivered to Television Network, But...

A made-for-television film made by Chuck Norris for CBS Television is delivered to the network. Originally entitled "The President's Man: Ground Zero," the film stars Norris as Joshua McCord, a "Mission Impossible"-type special agent that the president of the United States likes to call upon when the FBI or CIA are not up to the task. McCord and his crew have just returned from West Africa, where they blew up Saddam Husein's nuclear supplies...

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ShirtADay - My Roundhouse Kick Range

Everyone needs a Chuck Norris inspired t-shirt. No closet is complete without one. And this shirt is perfect for that... b/c not only does it work to be your Chuck Norris inspired t-shirt in the closet, it also tells people that if they can read your shirt, then they're definitely too close to you and could be expecting a roundhouse kick, most likely to the face. Not only does this shirt work for Chuck Norris fans, but it also works for all...

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Aaron Norris Joins AmericanLife TV Network

LOS ANGELES, Nov. 3 /PRNewswire/ -- Chris Wyatt, President and CEO of AmericanLife TV Network (ALN), announced today the hiring of acclaimed television and film director/producer Aaron Norris (Walker Texas Ranger), who will act as President of Development, overseeing all acquisitions and production as well.

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Chuck Norris 'pushes' Earth down!

You'll undoubtedly have seen the posters and Internet "facts" making light of the incredible athletic abilities of the undefeated world martial arts champion now honored with "Amazing Chuck Norris Facts," such as: "Chuck Norris has already been to ...

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Locos Por Juana, Almost as Awesome as Chuck Norris...Almost

Seriously, there's really not a whole lot more praise I could pay Locos Por Juana without seeming gushy. If you read Crossfade even twice a year, there's like a 50/50 chance you've read something...

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#suefax: Sue Sylvester Is The New Chuck Norris

It looks like Sue Sylvester is the new Chuck Norris. I notice the twitterati using the #suefax#suesylvester hashtags to sing the praises of Glee's badass cheerleading coach. So, can Sue Sylvester really be the next...read more

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Review: Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain for iPhone

Once you get the hang of the controls, Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain! is not only uncomplicated to play but perfectly ridiculous in its campiness.

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Chuck Norris Comes to West Point (video, includes anti-Pelosi message and...

Chuck Norris visited West Point on Nov. 11. He signed more than 1,000 copies of his new book, The Offical Chuck Norris Fact Book. This video was from a talk that he did to about 1,700 cadets. He talks about choking dishonest members of Congress. He then brings up Pelosi's name. Well worth watching.

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Chuck Norris: Climate Scientists Totally Suck Ass at Climate Science!

Chuck Norris has an expert opinion on the opinions of climate experts.

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Chuck and Gena Norris: Visiting Maj. Nidal Hasan's Hospital

While the military still is reeling and recovering from the massacre at Fort Hood, my wife, Gena, and I decided to boost the morale of military personnel by visiting the cadets at West Point...

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Chuck Norris Ate My Baby: Retail Terror!

With Black almost Friday upon us, why not celebrate the horror that many go through when forced to work retail. Dealing with customers is not the easiest thing ever; most are insatiable moronic douche bags looking for a hand me out and ...

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Chuck Norris: Obama Wants 'To Create a One World Order' at Copenhagen Climate...

Are the upcoming Copenhagen climate talks really about nothing more than hammering out a world-wide agreement about carbon emissions to curb warming? Not according to martial arts professional and actor Chuck Norris. Norris, who appeared on the Fox News Channel's Nov. 11 "Your World with Neil Cavuto" to promote his new book, "The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book: 101 of Chuck's Favorite Facts and Stories." He explained the upcoming Copenhagen...

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Hannity tells Chuck Norris that Ron Paul is nuts

In a segment titled "Chuck and Gena Norris on American Politics" Sean Hannity asks Norris if he would ever consider runnning for the U.S. Senate. Gena Norris says she would support whatever decision he makes. Norris scoffs at the idea, saying "with all the senators there you can't get anything done."

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More 'Spider-Man 4′ Rumors, A 'Weird' Superman, And Chuck Norris ...

From coverage of comic-inspired flicks to that buzzed-about graphic novel that's being primed for the big-screen, you'll find it all here at MTV's Splash Page. Check throughout the day for breaking news, exclusive chats with Hollywood stars and ... Spider-Man Rumors, spin-offs, cameos and behind-the-scenes art dominated this week's headlines, and the week's top stories reflected that trend. From "Spider-Man 4" and "Thor" to "Fantastic Mr. Fox...

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America's newest weapon: Chuck Norris' writings ?

Gen. John Pershing at one point during his fabled military career commented, "The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle," and while that ultimately may be true, U.S. Marines and members of the other armed service branches also are ...

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An All New Chuck Norris Game For Apple iPhone

Chuck Norris, one of the biggest names in Hollywood when it comes to beating the bad guy with your kicks and fists, instead of blowing up the whole joint, is finally coming to an Apple iPhone near you. The highly acclaimed, Delta Force movie series protagonist, Chuck Norris has been animated and so are his [...]

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Send Chuck Norris to the troops for Christmas

Although Gen. John Pershing at one point in his fabled military career observed that "the deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle," Marines and members of the other service branches also are regular people – sons, daughters ...

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Video: Chuck Norris and his Beard, coming to an iPhone near you

Gameloft just sent over this teaser trailer for an upcoming title, "Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain". Sure, Chuck's a bit late to the iPhone game if he's looking to milk this meme for all it's worth - but we had to share the video with you, or he'd burst through our office wall and roundhouse kick us in the face. We didn't want that to happen.

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Total Gym Review

The Total Gym You have probably seen The Total Gym on television. The infomercial and commercials often star Chuck Norris and Christie Brinkley, whom are both known for having fit bodies and a healthy lifestyle. But you probably didn't know that Chuck Norris has been using the Total Gym for over 30 years (yes, 30 years) to help build and keep lean muscle, stay strong and keep his body firm and masculine. Christie, as you may have imagined does...

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Chuck Norris – Chuck has counted

Product DescriptionOnce Chuck Norris has counted to infinity, and he said : why count to infinity one time, why not twice. So Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. Chuck Norris – Chuck has counted

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Analysts Predict Apple Will Beat Sony, Nintendo, Chuck Norris

Hey there, you feel like reading ? Well, keep on reading because I am here to introduce you to yet another incursion into the future with the help of an iPod, Nintendo DSi, PlayStation Portable and a few analysts that went as far as 2014 and saw how

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Chuck Norris Facts for WoW 3.4

WoW add-on that displays Chuck Norris facts

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'Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain' Coming Soon to the App Store

'Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain' Coming Soon to the App StoreIntoMobile (blog)Get ready to rumble, because a new Chuck Norris 'Bring on the Pain' game is coming to the iPhone real soon! In true Norris style, the game promo features ...

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Pat Robertson on Karate | Unreasonable Faith

By Daniel Florien on December 6, 2009 in Christianity, Humor, Videos. When asking a god about whether you should be involved in karate, Pat Robertson wants you to be more like Chuck Norris, who “takes ghetto kids and makes them very ...

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Paul Zaloom

Personal Life ← Previous revision Revision as of 03:11, 28 October 2009 Line 23: Line 23: ==Personal Life== ==Personal Life== - Zaloom is openly [[Chuck Norris|macho bagaralho]] and has a daughter, Amanda Israel Finley, with ex-wife Jayne Israel. + Zaloom is [[Chuck Norris|macho bagaralho]] and has a daughter, Amanda Israel Finley, with ex-wife Jayne Israel...

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Florida State: Chuck Norris' Chin Hired As Defendent

Bleacher ReportFlorida State: Chuck Norris' Chin Hired As DefendentBleacher ReportThat's right, Chuck Norris' chin will be the brick wall that separates future opponents from the end zone nearest highlight screens'. ...

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Unique event planned at RHS

There will be a very special guest this week at Rector High School. Mike Norris, founder of 2nd Fiddle Entertainment and son of film and television star Chuck Norris, will speak at 8:30 a.m. Friday,...

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Chuck Norris Calls Climate Change a "Con Game." No Joke.

In a recent appearance on Fox News, Norris warned that if the US signs on to a successor to the Kyoto Protocol, "Our country as we know it now will no longer exist."

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PR Newswire - Chuck Norris' World Combat League to Air on AmericanLife TV...

December 1, 2009 -- New episodes premiering LOS ANGELES, Dec. 1 /PRNewswire/ -- Chris Wyatt, President and CEO of AmericanLife TV Network (ALN), announced today...

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GOD AND GUNS, PART 2 - By Chuck Norris

GOD AND GUNS, PART 2 - By Chuck NorrisThe Westside StoryThat is one of many facts about America's Founding Fathers that I explain in my new book, "The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book," a fun yet inspirational and ...

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As 100 verdades indubitáveis de Chuck Norris

1 - As lágrimas do Chuck Norris curam o câncer. O problema é que ele é tão macho que não chora nunca. Nunca! 2 - Chuck Norris não dorme. Ele espera. 3 - Chuck Norris está atualmente processando a NBC. Ele alega que "Lei e Ordem" são os.. veja o resto em www.solinho.com

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Ottawa's own Chuck Norris

Ottawa's own Chuck NorrisGlobe and MailChuck Norris plays Rick Hillier. In reacting to former chief of defence staff Rick Hillier's autobiography, which has caused much grief among politicians of ...

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Three Tough Guys & Chuck Norris Movie Presskit Lot '70s

US $12.50 (2 Bids) End Date: Tuesday Dec-08-2009 13:55:57 PSTBid now | Add to watch list

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The Truth About James Cameron

New York MagazineThe Truth About James CameronNew York MagazineMaking him seem awesome, too, though, is the way Goodyear's feature sort of reads like a list of "Chuck Norris Facts." Our favorite James Cameron Facts from ...and more »

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On Twitter, Governor Rick Perry rivals Chuck Norris

"When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he only takes its hide and some of the meat. When Rick Perry kills a ninja, he uses every part."

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App Review: Chuck Norris

Die komplette Review von Chuck Norris - Bring on the Pain (Der Unbeugsame) auf dem iPhone.

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Batavia taekwondo standout rises to world class level

Batavia taekwondo standout rises to world class levelThe Daily News Online"It was a great honor to meet a martial arts icon like Chuck Norris," Nick said. Closer to home, Nick said he is both "encouraged and challenged" by his ...

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Bad Chuck Norris jokes

1. When Chuck Norris left the Virgin Islands, the citizens then called it The Islands. 2. When God said "Let there be light", Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris Nonsense On Healthcare Bill

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Chuck Norris on comics pages?

I support the writer of "'Zits' nudes criticized" (letter, Nov. 10) [for the parody on the "Love is ..." comic]). Please...

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WHO likes Chuck Norris? IIII LIKE CHUCK NORRIS!!!! =D

Kirstin iz Chuck Norris x] Period. 2 PIECES OF MENZIIIiiieeess =B

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Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicks Himself Onto IPhone

It was only a matter of time before Chunk Norris’ beard realised that people were having fun on the iPhone and it wasn’t involved. (more…)

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Chuck Norris can fix the broken U.S. migration system in 1 minute on Fox News.

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Chuck Norris can fix the broken U.S. migration system in 1 minute on Fox News.

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Chuck Norris can fix the broken U.S. migration system in 1 minute on Fox News.

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Chuck Norris can fix the broken U.S. migration system in 1 minute on Fox News.

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Vintage Chuck Norris Keep Your Kicks Up 80S T-Shirt M

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Chuck Norris visits College Station

College Station residents had the opportunity to meet Chuck Norris Monday as he promoted his new book...

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'The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book: 101 Of Chucks Favorite Facts And...

'The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book: 101 Of Chucks Favorite Facts And Stories' Book Signing At Bookends In Ridgewood

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BANKURI - bancuri cu blonde,chuck norris, bula,animale si nu numai.

Cele mai haioase si cele mai bune bancuri de pe net, plus cele mai votate, fiecare in categoria sa, fie ca vrei bancuri cu blonde, cu bula sau altele, le gasesti la noi si iti poti vota favoritele. \

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PR Newswire - Aaron Norris Joins AmericanLife TV Network

November 3, 2009 -- Former 'Walker Texas Ranger' Executive Producer To Oversee Programming Development at ALN LOS ANGELES, Nov. 3 /PRNewswire/ -- Chris Wyatt,...

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Mike Norris Talks About New Local Film

Mike Norris, the son of Chuck Norris, talks about his film 'Maggie's Passage' that was shot in the Dallas area and stars local actors.

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1) Chart of the Day; 2) Chuck Norris + Downturn

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