DEAR CLAYTON EDWARD KERSHAW, YOU ARE THE HERP DERP KING OF THE...
DEAR CLAYTON EDWARD KERSHAW,
YOU ARE THE HERP DERP KING OF THE DODGERS. YOU ARE AN ADORABLE GENTLE BB AND I KNOW IT IS A LOT OF PRESSURE FOR YOU TO BE THE TEAM ACE BUT YOU NEED TO SAVE US TODAY AND NOT GIVE UP ANY ANY ANYTHING TO THE GIANTS OK?
WE ARE IN A SHAME SPIRAL. WE HAVE NOT WON A GAME SINCE THE ALL-STAR BREAK (EVEN THOUGH WE SHOULD’VE WON 1 FUCK YOU VERY MUCH JONATHAN BROXTON). TODAY WE ARE FACING LINCEUM WHO IS YOUR HERP-DERP FOIL AND ALSO 1000000X LESS ADORABLE THAN YOU, AND WHO HAS NOT BEEN HAVING A CY YOUNG SEASON FOR ONCE IN HIS LIFE.
HELP US OBI-WAN KERSH-BB YOU ARE OUR ONLY HOPE.
<3 GINGER
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