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Email jokes that you may or may have not received from family and friends. These are some of my favorites.

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Rain & sun, sweat & blood, laughter & tears...all in a day's work for some over enthusiastic photographer taking pics at the annual "Funniest Athletes Modeling Contest"...where contestants act out mind-boggling (crazy?) stunts intended to convince (confuse?) the judges of the thespians ability to pose as ("determined") athletes! Pics below kind of speak for themselves.. Remember, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. Some people think high jump is a matter of life and death…I can assure them it is much more serious than that. Serious sport is war minus the shooting. I don’t create ... Read Full Story
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Sports are not just about team spirit, competition, and winning the cup. Sports are also about laughing and having fun. Watch sports bloopers and you will realize how funny sports can really get. Doctors and scientists said that breaking the four-minute mile was impossible, that one would die in the attempt. Thus, when I got up from the track after collapsing at the finish line, I figured I was dead. Roger Bannister (After becoming the first person to break the four-minute mile, 1952) Champions aren't made in the gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them -- a desire, a dream, ... Read Full Story
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Keith "Red" Allen Tickets Branson, MO Wednesday, April 8, 2009 at 2:00 PM at Branson Star Theatre in Branson, MO Find Cheap Keith "Red" Allen Tickets in Branson, MO Headlines are already spreading the word about the upcoming show by Keith "Red" Allen. This latest concert is going to rock out in style on Wednesday, April 08, 2009. Music lovers and Keith "Red" Allen fans are making their plans early so that they are assured of a top seat when the show begins. Each of the concerts by Keith "Red" Allen are awesome but this will top all past performances. The Branson Star Theatre ... Read Full Story
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Dane Cook Tickets Hp Pavilion in San Jose, CA Buy Dane Cook Tickets in San Jose, CA The Dane Cook show countdown has started! This performance might possibly be one of the best Comedy shows yet, on Sunday, May 31st! Dane Cook will be performing at Hp Pavilion in San Jose. The Hp Pavilion holds a lot of fans, and with the uproar that is currently circulating online and on the streets, it will be no surprise if this is yet another Dane Cook sold out show. Dane Cook best show of the year will explode on stage at Hp Pavilion and the cheers ... Read Full Story
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Hey kid. So you really think you've got what it takes? Champion George Prince is on your side to help you get there, but don't assume it's gonna be easy. With a strict diet of carbonated water, cane and/or corn sweeteners, citric acid, RED D&C #40, caramel color and plenty days skipping school to play video games in your pajama pants, you too can become the best. Champ's Cola is one of many sodas produced by CAWY , easily the most successful bottler of soft drinks in Cuba. Known in the industry as "champagne cola," it's actually a lighter tasting version of Quinabeer (which ... Read Full Story
Dane Cook Jokes A couple of years ago, my mom died of cancer. And if you know anything about my mom, she was the coolest. She had a great sense of humor and just a wonderful mom. You couldn't ask for somebody better.  
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Riddle me this…riddle me that…who’ll never show up in a movie about the Bat? Simple answer: Dane Cook.  Long answer: the same but it involves numerous non-work safe expletives, a brief seizure and cries about “any justice in the world”. But that hasn’t stopped the thoroughly unfunny comedian from trying!  He’s apparently trying to get his foot [...]  
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Dane Cook is a moron. He is an unfunny, clueless, meathead. Let me just get that out of the way. In an interview with MTV, Dane Cook says that something he’d like to do is play The Joker or The Riddler in a Batman movie, were they ever to bring those two characters back. Yes, the [...]  
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It's still unclear whether director Christopher Nolan will be returning for a third chapter in the Batman revamp, let alone what villain(s) will square off against the Dark Knight. Still, there have been rumors for months now that The Riddler will make a return appearance some fifteen years after Jim Carrey portrayed the character in Batman Forever. Everyone from Eddie Murphy, to Johnny Depp to Curb Your Enthusiasm funnyman Larry David have...  
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Photo: Flanigan/FilmMagicWeezer plot out more Raditude dates including a Halloween show at New York’s Hammerstein Ballroom. Plus, Arctic Monkeys head back stateside for a brief early-December tour of the Northeast and comedian Dane Cook embarks on the second leg of his laughfest. Full dates for all three treks, after the jump. Weezer Oct. 24 – Los [...]  
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Funnyman Dane Cook was left speechless at his stand-up show on Thursday night (05Nov09) when he was presented with two top comedy awards. The Good Luck Chuck star performed his new set ISolated INcident at his Dane Cook & Friends show at New York's Madison Square Garden, as part of November's (09) New York Comedy Festival, where he was supported by...  
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