
The short answer to the question "Is it time to begin being honest and reputable" is a resounding
yes! And, gentlemen, I'd like that answer to be for the record. Mr. Speaker, you may remember, last year I submitted a bill that would have required the members of the House to be reputable. Now Representative Issa has done me one better. Reputable
and honest. To that I would like to insert the following language: reputable, honest, and...
swashbuckling. I, for one, think America could use more swashbuckling, and this House in particular. Truly, if that sissy-boy Johnny Depp can be a pirate,
I can be a pirate! See these long ear lobes? Tailor-made for earrings...big jangling ones filched from the watery grave of Blackbeard hisself! Yo-ho, Mr. Speaker! The suns over the yarda'm, break out the cooking sherry!
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