Congressman John Mica

http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Get-It-Right-The-First-Time-lyrics-Billy-Joel/45D6A805B33DD5D948256870001B759D I Don’t Believe In First Impressions For Just This Once I Hope That Looks Don’t Deceive I Ain’t Got Time For True Confessions I’ve Got To Make The Move Right Now Got To Meet That Girl Somehow Get It Right The First Time That’s The Main Thing I Can’t Afford To Let It Pass Get It Right The Next Time That’s Not The Same Thing Gonna Make The First Time Last. I’m Not Much Good At Conversation I Never Was Much Good At Comin’ On Real Strong If All It Takes Is Inspiration Then I Might Have Just What It Takes If I ... Read Full Story

http://indictsturgell.blogspot.com/2009/03/newsflash-quiet-rockland-increases.html The text above reads as follows: John J. Tormey III, Esq. Quiet Rockland – No New Flights Over Rockland County, NY P.O. Box 918 Pearl River, NY 10965 USA Dear Mr. Tormey: Unaccustomed as I am to ever previously having the courage to contact you directly, I am writing you in direct response to your organization’s Internet web-log (“Blog”) identified as follows: Saturday, March 7, 2009 NEWSFLASH!: QUIET ROCKLAND INCREASES REWARD TO US$1,000 FOR THE LAWFUL CAPTURE OF CONGRESSMAN JOHN MICA'S TOUPEE http://indictsturgell.blogspot.com/2009/03/newsflash-quiet-rockland-increases.html Enclosed please find my hairpiece. Please furnish the US$1,000 reward you have offered for this toupée, in the form of ... Read Full Story

NEWSFLASH!: Quiet Rockland submitted an authentic photocopy of Florida Congressman John Mica's signature to a noted expert handwriting analysis laboratory. The essence of handwriting analysis is the core psychological precept that human beings reveal their inner thoughts and inner selves in their day-to-day activity, irrespective of and indeed often despite any of their other attempts to conceal same. The Freudian Slip. "There are no accidents". "Oops, I did it again". Below is the sample of Congressman Mica's autograph submitted to the handwriting analysis lab: And, below are the lab results, translated from the Viennese: Read Full Story

http://www.anyonebutmica.com/ Saturday, September 6, 2008 Congressman John L. Mica of Florida (Dist. 7) And His Egregious Hairpiece Now Join The Illustrious Ranks Of Baseball's Kenny Rogers And Randy Johnson Wednesday, September 3, 2008 Quiet Rockland Offers US$500 Reward For The Lawful Capture Of Congressman John Mica's Toupee Monday, September 1, 2008 Congressman John Mica's Hairpiece, 8th Wonder Of The World Tuesday, June 3, 2008 Hollywood Announces FAA Remake Of "The Wizard Of Oz"! Sunday, March 16, 2008 Congressman John Mica Is Full Of Schist Read Full Story

http://www.beavenforcongress.com/ http://micanotes.blogspot.com/ This one is an easy choice. Do the citizens in Florida's 7th Congressional District want an intelligent, genteel woman of class who ably served her country in the U.S. military, and has the requisite fresh ideas necessary to protect her voters - or will Florida's 7th Congressional District support egomaniacal toupee-wearing John Luigi Mica, a clownish relic of corrupt American realpolitik past in the pocket of the airline industry, and willing to sell out his constituents at any and every turn? http://www.anyonebutmica.com/ http://ejectsturgell.blogspot.com/2009/04/newsflash-congressman-mica-turns-in-his.html http://ejectsturgell.blogspot.com/2009/03/hell-toupee-expert-handwriting-analysis.html http://ejectsturgell.blogspot.com/2009/03/newsflash-quiet-rockland-increases.html http://ejectsturgell.blogspot.com/2009/03/hero-atc-patrick-harten-rejects.html http://ejectsturgell.blogspot.com/2009/01/congressman-john-mica-stunade.html http://ejectsturgell.blogspot.com/2009/01/congressman-john-micas-shameless.html http://ejectsturgell.blogspot.com/2008/09/congressman-john-l-mica-of-florida-dist.html http://ejectsturgell.blogspot.com/2008/09/quiet-rockland-offers-us500-reward-for_03.html http://ejectsturgell.blogspot.com/2008/09/congressman-john-micas-hairpiece-8th.html http://removesturgell.blogspot.com/2009/08/newsflash-congressman-john-mica-joins.html http://removesturgell.blogspot.com/2008/12/anyone-but-john-mica-congressman-mica.html http://removesturgell.blogspot.com/2008/09/congressman-john-l-mica-of-florida-dist.html http://removesturgell.blogspot.com/2008/09/quiet-rockland-head-butts-bobby.html http://removesturgell.blogspot.com/2008/09/congressman-john-micas-hairpiece-8th.html http://removesturgell.blogspot.com/2008/09/quiet-rockland-head-butts-bobby.html http://ejectsturgell.blogspot.com/2009/04/newsflash-congressman-mica-turns-in-his.html http://ejectsturgell.blogspot.com/2009/03/hell-toupee-expert-handwriting-analysis.html http://ejectsturgell.blogspot.com/2009/03/newsflash-quiet-rockland-increases.html http://ejectsturgell.blogspot.com/2009/03/hero-atc-patrick-harten-rejects.html http://ejectsturgell.blogspot.com/2009/01/congressman-john-mica-stunade.html ... Read Full Story