Rep. Joseph R. Pitts (R-PA-16) continues:

Now, I've had the House Oversight Committee on Al Gore look into this. Their report--Al Gore is a Big, Fat Energy Pig--is shocking. Flip to any page, as I am doing now. Page 19: "Thursday, two a.m...lights still on in the garage." Page 21: "Tipper throws T-bones in compost bin. Leaves lid off." Page 34: "Mr. Gore borrows non-mulching lawn mower from neighbor. Fouls spark plug. Kicks mower." And there's more. Page 52: "Mr. Gore and family attend Tri-County Monster Tractor Rally. Yells 'Gun that mother!' Looks longingly at Get In, Hold On, Shut Up bumper sticker. Tipper talks him out of it." Page 67: "Buys 1 x 6 at Home Depot from clear cut Canadian old growth forest. Tells check-out he promised Tipper he'd build her a spice rack but what does she need a spice rack for that's why they paid $60,000 for a walk-in pantry. Line forms. Customers begin to mutter." Need I even mention the cheap plastic garden gnomes on Page 74? With a windmill! And a little foot bridge! That's the inconvenient truth, Mr. Speaker!