Now, I've had the House Oversight Committee on Al Gore look into this. Their report--Al Gore is a Big, Fat Energy Pig--is shocking. Flip to any page, as I am doing now. Page 19: "Thursday, two a.m...lights still on in the garage." Page 21: "Tipper throws T-bones in compost bin. Leaves lid off." Page 34: "Mr. Gore borrows non-mulching lawn mower from neighbor. Fouls spark plug. Kicks mower." And there's more. Page 52: "Mr. Gore and family attend Tri-County Monster Tractor Rally. Yells 'Gun that mother!' Looks longingly at Get In, Hold On, Shut Up bumper sticker. Tipper talks him out of it." Page 67: "Buys 1 x 6 at Home Depot from clear cut Canadian old growth forest. Tells check-out he promised Tipper he'd build her a spice rack but what does she need a spice rack for that's why they paid $60,000 for a walk-in pantry. Line forms. Customers begin to mutter." Need I even mention the cheap plastic garden gnomes on Page 74? With a windmill! And a little foot bridge! That's the inconvenient truth, Mr. Speaker!

• Rep. Joseph Pitts (R-PA-16) responds:
  Rep. Joseph Pitts (R-PA-16) responds:

  Mr. Kucinich is correct. I checked the desk, which is behind me, and, sure enough, there was the word Peace . Actually what it said was Go Home Commie Peace-niks . If I remember, that was Agnew's...

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• Rep. Joseph R. Pitts (R-PA-16) on the 'truth' of Al Gore:
  Rep. Joseph R. Pitts (R-PA-16) on the 'truth' of Al Gore:

  "Mr. Speaker, our former Vice President, Al Gore, hasn't gotten so much attention since he invented the Internet. But behind the Oscars, behind the left's unending praise, behind the fawning media...

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