Congressman Zach Wamp
U.S. Congressman Zach Wamp represents Tennessee in the U.S. House of Representatives. Wamp is a member of the Republican Party. Representative Wamp serves on the Appropriations Committee and can be reached by phone at 225-3271.
Richard Simmons Marries Conservative Congressman Zach Wamp
we’re sure this isn’t the first time a conservative congressman got down on his knees for a gay (acting) dude.
but it IS the first time we’ve ever seen richard simmons in a suit. in fact it’s the first time we’ve ever seen richard simmons in anything other than his tank top and gay red-striped short-shorts.
and no….simmons didn’t really marry congressman zach wamp. wamp, seen here being kissed by the flaming simmons after a congressional hearing on youth fitness, isn’t known to be gay. a former coke addict, yes. gay, no. but we’re fairly certain his staffers are asking
“WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING PUTTING YOUR HEAD BETWEEN RICHARD SIMMONS LEGS AND LETTING HIM KISS THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD???????”
at least that’s what WE’D be asking.
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