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Coolio bully or bullied?

By AdamCasey on | From celebritybigbrotherblog.co.uk

As Coolio turns up the heat in the house for a further day, Big Brother finally calls him in as the B word is uttered by more than one or two of the Celeb Big Brother Housemates on Day 14.

Big Brother issued an early morning 2 - day task probably in an attempt to distract Coolio from winding up his fellow house mates and possibly saving their sanity.

The Task consisted of all of the housemates dressing up as life size toys!

Coolio and Tommy were dressed as Toy Cars
They had to go through a make shift car wash where they were squirted with water and foam which will no doubt get to Coolio as that shit just ain’t gangster enough. Think he might have to car jack Tommy to keep his credibility in tact! Having the cars strapped to themselves wore very thin on their patience and the thought of sleeping in them lead Coolio to state that he thought they should tell Big Brother to Fuck Off!

Tina and Terry were Ballerinas in a toy music box.
Terry, making no effort to suck it up, even slipped a bit of nipple for the ladies watchin out there!
Poor Tina’s wasn’t given the luxury of an oversized Tutu to help distract from her love handles either with tight leotards the order of the day for this pairing!

Michelle Heaton and Verne Troyer were given Teddy Bear costumes and were challenged to eat a large tub of Honey in under four hours. With Heaton letting rip with a flurry of bottom burps it looked as though she couldn’t literally couldn’t bear to eat any more and complained that she’d be sick before the 4 hours were up. Verne reminded me of a certain bear from Hamstead Heath exept Chelle didn’t manage to make his tail pop out!

The others had tasks set for the next day.

Ulrika - Pocahontas
LaToya - Toy Solider
Ben - A Dinosaur (Coolio ” Nah he be a Weaksaurus?!?)
Mutya - A Toy Doll

Another rule of the Task involved all of the house mates and was signalled by the noise of Children being played over the speakers. When this happened all of the Celebrity Toys must run into the toy box and keep still.

What most of the mothers in the house did not know is that big brother actually sent in real children to run around the box making a really annoying sound. This of course effected the mothers and they cried for this reminded them of their own noisy kids back home.

Mutya spoke! She has really started to come out of her shell and it’s only taken the best part of 2 weeks! She hissed that Big Brother was making Clowns of them all. However there wasn’t any actual Clowns amoung them, unless MJ had snuck in when those kids were running round screaming???

ANYWAYS!

After the Toy task novelty had started to wear off Coolio started to turn on, the attack that is! The nominations were broadcasted to the housemate later on in the day. Any the Ladies took a hell of a beating!

Everyone of them bar the pointy nosed playboy pinup, were up for eviction, and not one of them took the news well. Each one putting on a completely transparent “Yes that’s exactly what I wanted to happen face!” with Tina even managing to throw out a rather half hearted air punch of delight.

But there’s a certain facial expression that us humans simply cannot hide (no matter how much botox has been rammed into their Chevy Chase)
The look that says! Which back stabbing FUCKER doesn’t like me in this room!

This look seems to be accentuated in Celebrities as their ego’s fuel the spasms in their facial muscles making all sorts of wrinkles where wrinkles shouldn’t be!

What followed was a flurry of lame excused from the most effected of the foursome, Tina stated that she didn’t stand a chance of winning as only nice people ever win Big Brother.

Followed by Ulrika stating that being nominated was a doubled edged sword in that she really wanted to go but was still peeved that someone had taken enough of a dislike to her to put her up in the first place!

Coolio breaking the tension with an outburst that Big Brother must have removed him from the list of nominees as a punishment as he expected to be named!

Before resuming normal proceedings by getting up into the faces of Ulrika and Michelle singing that they be taking their asses out of here!

Which lead to the B word being uttered!
First Ulrika and then a teary eyed Michelle calling Coolio, vile, intimidating and a BULLY.

Straight into the Diary Room for Coolio as Big Brother/Producers started to flap as no doubt the phones in the offices started to ring off the hook with complaints directed at Coolios not so cool behaviour.

Only for Coolio to drop the bombshell that he himself was bullied as a child and that there was no way he’d inflict that on another housemate having been mentally scarred by this as a child.

He got the customary slap of the wrist to which he retorted that it was complete bullshit and that he would just have to resort to being completely quiet. He then proceeded to burst out of the Diary Room and announce to the house “Coolio is shutting it down, I’m in my shell, consider me a Turtle!”
Followed by an Elvis like goodbye “Ladies and Gentlemen, Coolio’s personality has left the building”

Next followed a quick word in the ear for Heaton from Big Brother and she was asked if she’d consider talking things over with Coolio, resisting at first but finally smoothing things over - for now!

However Coolio still has it in for Ulrika stating that she doesn’t like him and that she talks about him behind his back. Fighting talk watch this space!

All the while this is going on Verne in his electric cart decide to challenge Tommy dressed as a car, to some sort of fucked up drag race which was mildly amusing.

With Honey still in the pot and with the cars not making it to be washed once already this looks like another lost chance for the celebs to win some much needed Booze and Hot Water!

It’s gonna get very smelly and a dam sight more dirty in the coming days!