Yes, it was the Grammy awards last night and UK broadcasters felt they couldn’t be bothered to live feed it because it’s like 18-hours long.

Sure, it was always going to be a long night after the Whitney Houston shocker but I’d have got out my sleeping bag, grabbed a few kit-kats and found the strongest drink in the house to help me through the six acceptance speeches Adele was called upon to deliver.

And why not at least cover the arrivals? Last year Lady Gaga arrived looking like alien larvae in an Easter egg so I’m staggered the UK broadcasters felt Jamie’s 30 minute meals and re-runs of Gavin n Stacey would be more entertaining. Shame on them. #rant-over

Anyways, we know that the Grammy’s wouldn’t be the Grammy’s without some kind of chaos turning up. Here’s two for you.

On the left is Nicki Minaj who’s lisp makes my watch stop and the mess on the right is Russian pop wannabe Sasha Gradiva, who’s clearly trying to tell us it’s not about the gun, it’s about the person holding it – From Russia with Love right?

I know, it’s hard out there for lesbians who look like an international resource for everything under the rainbow but Katie Perry doesn’t care how many slaps of a King James (that’s a bible not a sex toy) it takes she wants some of that Rihanna.

And finally, Ugh.  I once said I loved Gaga but I’m starting to agree with the masses…she really needs to get help.

YOUR WINNERS

Best Pop Solo Performance – Someone Like You, Adele

Record of the Year – Rolling In The Deep, Adele

Album of the Year – 21, Adele

Best Short Form Music Video – Adele

Song of the Year – Rolling In The Deep, Adele

Best Pop Vocal Album – 21, Adele

Best Rock Song – Walk, Foo Fighters

Best Rock Album – Waiting Light, Foo Fighters

Best Rock Performance – Walk, Foo Fighters

Best New Artist – Bon Iver

Best Pop Duo/Group Performance – Body And Soul , Tony Bennett & Amy Winehouse

Best Dance Recording – Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites, Skrillex

Best Dance/ Electronica Album - Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites, Skrillex

Best Traditional Pop Vocal Album – Duets II, Tony Bennett & Various Artists

Best R&B Performance – Is This Love, Corinne Bailey Rae

Best R&B Song – Fool For You

Best R&B Album – F.A.M.E., Chris Brown

Best Rap Performance – Otis, Jay-Z and Kanye West

Best Country Solo Performance – Mean, Taylor Swift

Best Country Song – Mean, Taylor Swift

The Disasters

D’manti ( L) Rebecca Black (R)

Corrine Bailey Rae (L) Fergie (R)

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