Ungrateful Matthew Perry Snubs Old Friend Courteney Cox

Okay, now we hate this guy. What an incredible loser of a friend. Remember that has-been Matthew Perry? You know, the one that has been starring in hit after hit television series and hit after hit movies after leaving “Friends”? Ha, ha. Yeah right. That guy can’t even open his own dinner theatre at Chuck E. Cheese.

Anyway, his friend Courteney Cox who has surprised us all with her hit show “Cougar Town” called her old “friend” to have him play a character with a love interest in her on her new show. And the dumb ass turned her down! Why Matthew? It’s not like you have offers being thrown at you. You should feel lucky someone is even thinking of you. and if you knew what’s good for your career, and apparently you don’t, you would do this series because it’s smart, and funny and it’s a big ratings hit for ABC. Instead Courteney reports, “I did ask Matthew if he’d play my boyfriend on the show. He thought it was a little much after Chandler and Monica.”

Dummy.