“@colleen_byrne: @CraigyFerg Non-US viewers can watch the video on the Imagineers site: http://t.co/zCm47eyf”

Another link to the Scotland video. http://t.co/OewxzJp7

Sorry I haven't tweeted for a while - there was a new Angry Birds app. Also, I was doing this: http://t.co/Ard8709A

Hashtags missing from last tweet. #SeeWhatIDidThere #LeTitsNow

Ugh, I feel like Burt Reynolds - woke up covered in hair. My giant German Shepherd slept on top of my bed last night. So did my dog.

Just seen XMen 1st Class for the first time. I loved it when the mutants moved into Downton Abbey. #mrBatesisWolverine #justashairy

RT @scotlandgloamin: Scottish Highlands http://t.co/ZBZqjcnp

Rush makes me ashamed to be a middleaged white man and Kirk Cameron makes me ashamed to be a failed actor. We don't all think like that NoH8

RT @michaelnaidus: Ooh la la! Apologies to those on East Coast for weird audio problems on tonight's show. Should be fixed on West Coast!

RT @joshrthompson: #TLLS w/ @CraigyFerg WINS http://t.co/L60qURFW's 'Best Variety Show' of 2011! Thanks to ALL who voted! http://t.co/qN ...

@jimmyfallon - He is a gay robot skeleton. #mycoworkeriscrazy

“@BadAstronomer: Tonight I'll be on @CraigyFerg! And that's not code. #ItsAGreatLeapDayForAmericaEverybody http://t.co/Md2adh01” #iscode

“@thomaslennon: Me and @CraigyFerg start a fire using only our butt cheeks on to tonight's Late Late Show.” friction burns but(t)worth it

Old MacDonald had a Farm #replacesongtitlewithothersongtitle #stupidtwitterhashtags #babytoymusicinmyhouse #eieio

This day last year it wasn't.

Smoke on the Water. #replacesongtitlewithothersongtitle #stupidtwitterhashtags

“@bridger_w: On tonight's @CraigyFerg, it's startling how much I look like Albert Nobbs. I'm gunning for you, Glenn Close.” True.

Reading @jonronson 's new book. He is extremely clever & entertaining. I see why Elaine Patterson (my schoolboy crush) married him #jealous

Just saw myself on VH1's "I Love the 80's" from about 10 years ago. Jeez, I've been creepy for a long long time. #humblebrag

Attention @annericeauthor fans! Her interview was great but long & I don't want to cut it so it's been moved to 3/19.You'll thank me later.

“@shiftyphil: @ArthurEssebag "Chuck Norris is a very great evil behind" according to google translate. Makes perfect sense to me!” Voila!

“@ArthurEssebag:. "Un tres grand mal derrière" ? Mean nothing in french...”Chuck Norris dude. Figure it out. #learnenglishontwitter