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Articles from creators.com, the official website of the Creators Syndicate. The Creators Syndicate represents over 100 talented writers and artists, including Robert Novak, Mike Luckovich, Bill O'Reilly, One Big Happy, BC, Wizard of Id, and Speed Bump.
This Groundhog Day the moon is in earthy Taurus, indicating that Punxsutawney Phil, whose entire official name is "Punxsutawney Phil, Seer of Seers, Sage of Sages, Prognosticator of Prognosticators and Weather Prophet Extraordinary," is likely to be so cozy in his home that he'll be difficult to rouse on this, the busiest day of his work year. ARIES (March 21-April 19). Is this plan going to work favorably? Others around you are working out the odds, but you can't see why. You just know... Read Full Story
The moon waxing in Pisces is like a poet who takes the mic on the stage of a beatnik coffee house and proceeds to infuse our creativity with soulful words that resonate on multiple levels. We might not make sense of the tones, but they spark our imaginations and unite all who experience them. Click your fingers in appreciation. ARIES (March 21-April 19). People ask you the weirdest questions. It's nothing to take personally, though. When someone projects their expectations onto your life... Read Full Story
So far this Mercury retrograde has been pretty low key. A miscommunication here, a lost piece of mail there … nothing to write home about, and if you did the letter might not get there. Mercury sees the void-of-course moon as an opportunity to ratchet it up a notch, so take extra precautions that your messages are correctly received. ARIES (March 21-April 19). Tell yourself that you're a great catch. Tell yourself this even if you were already "caught" ages ago. Your self-esteem needs some... Read Full Story
Hip, hip, hurray: Mercury goes direct. You might feel better than you did yesterday in some subtle but affecting way. Mercury retrogrades aren't all that bad, really. Sort of like a yucky tasting vitamin drink that, once downed, gives you a healthy pep. Life does get easier when our energy isn't wrapped up in finding lost wallets and missing e-mails. ARIES (March 21-April 19). You like meeting new people. So when one situation is overcrowded, you take it as your cue to go to the next... Read Full Story
The Chinese New Year of the earth ox commences, which comes along only once every 60 years. Industry and hard work are indicated by this symbol. The last earth ox period was 1949, the year when the minimum wage bill was passed in the United States. The omens suggest that honest and diligent efforts will eventually be rewarded. ARIES (March 21-April 19). You are a firecracker of sorts, an attention getter. When you feel a negative situation developing, speak up. Others around you might be... Read Full Story
If you're not dreaming up something new or working on a fresh and fabulous venture, it's not too late. Set aside time for dreaming, scribbling and conjuring up your future. It would be a shame to miss out on the energy of the new moon and annular solar eclipse in Aquarius, which will bring a kiss of luck to the projects you kick off. ARIES (March 21-April 19). Resign yourself to get a jump on adventures that will happen in the early spring. Outdoor events such as races, horseback expeditions... Read Full Story
The Pisces moon is ethereal, inspiring hazy dreams and providing plenty of fanciful distractions. If you play music, this is the perfect time to dust off your instrument and soothe your soul with sweet tones. At dusk the crescent moon will be near Venus, and beautiful to see. Make a point to get out and gaze and communicate with her! ARIES (March 21-April 19). It's not always easier to think something through than it is to carry out in practice. Right now you can't seem to work out a... Read Full Story
The opposition of Venus and Saturn sets the stage for a lover's quarrel. Arguing couples may love each other madly, and yet unloving words may still be exchanged. It's a reminder that we are drawn to the people from whom we most need to learn. And sometimes what we learn is to forgive ourselves for falling short of our own expectations. ARIES (March 21-April 19). Since you would give anything and everything to a dearly loved one, it follows that you should be able to tolerate his/her... Read Full Story
As if to make up for yesterday's peace, an exciting conjunction of Venus and rebellious Uranus livens things up a bit. There will be encounters of the close variety — if not physically, then spiritually. These planets are careening through the psychic realm of Pisces and it's easier to recognize, experience and fall in love with a person's soul. ARIES (March 21-April 19). As you confront your inner world it is OK to keep the outer world at a distance. Examine the roots of any negativity you... Read Full Story
The fireworks you see on the Fourth of July make an irresistible spectacle, but they can do it only in the course of destroying themselves. Rod Blagojevich, in his mad blitz across all the channels on your TV, was following a similar course. He has our attention now, but not for long. A wise sage once said that every man labors to conceal his insignificance from himself. Politicians do so by conducting campaigns, winning elections and basking in the deference that goes to high elected... Read Full Story
From Spain's Princess Letizia to Italy's Mara Carfagna, the game of politics is no stranger to beautiful, powerful women. Following is a list of women whose influence is matched only by their sheer hotness.
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