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Cristiano Ronaldo a pink ladyboy

The very beautiful and shiny Cristiano Ronaldo continued his Italian holiday with more macho short-shorts wearing and expressionless stares, reports the Daily Mail. He also managed to pick a beautiful pink flower to tuck behind his ear, under his matching pink cap.
New summer trend, fellas?
And no, he’s not wearing a string of pearls–that’s actually a rosary. Which i’m sure comes in handy with all of the praying he’s doing in between tanning.
Cristiano also managed to bring along two assistants. A full figured tan lady (whose job probably entails basting Cristiano with broth and SPF 5, and a frumpy, balding male fatty.
Can you guess what his job is? Answer in the jump!
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