James Bond 007

I met a  kindly gent recently who said he felt like James Bond going through my screening/timewaster removal process.  He found it ever so exciting, and by proxy  I find that exciting!  Anyway, yes I do have a few leaps and bounds but the prize is always worth it ;)    Let me explain my system.  Well, first of all we have the email.  Email grunts like  ‘i wan u, call me‘  or ‘i need a **** , cum round now‘    will certainly get top priority, not.     A  lovely email, however, with a little introduction and some details about dates and times will definitely stimulate my interest :)

Emails from leaders of stag parties wanting me to perform all night for a bunch of drunken lads singing rugby songs and requests for unusual antics with ping pong balls usually get a polite ‘no thanks’  or even an impolite ‘buggar off’ reply.  Can you imagine?  No really, can you imagine??!!!!

I dont get many phone calls from uknown persons these days as I have taken my number off the site but the number still lurks around in the deep recesses of the net and contact mags (how 70’s is that?) steal details off online escort directories and then I get the odd call saying ”ow much luv?’ or ‘Got any details?’  I delight in these calls and give them my full attention, obviously.

So after the first initial introduction……  ohh you will just have to see.  What a tease I am!  hahaha xxx

Devon Escort

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