FUNNY STUPID THINGS PEOPLE WRITE IN A RESUME.- - - - - - Hire me not. The best of the bad resume examples. * Please disregard the attached resume-it's completely outdated.* Reason for leaving : Recently married. Desire to travel.* I sold my house and now live in my RV. I'm able to travel and relocate if needed.* I can work hard with no breaks.* Objective: Decent pay, decent benefits and no complains.* My previous boss told me I'm not accurate enough. But my parents told me I can be anything...Read Full Story
Finishing college. It's time for more classes. How about a class in reality?It's been some 4 or 5 years of hard work. You studied hard, you partied hard, it's time to start getting paid for all the things you've learned and all the things you've endured. Now it's just work, no more homework. And all that money that went pay for all that knowledge is the money well spent.Of course it is! All you need to do is find that place, that job, that company that will appreciate your knowledge and...Read Full Story
Even Nadya Suleman might probably find it amusing.With so much wildness being expressed at different places on the Web on this matter, this person's page is just a baby talk. It's not in support of Nadya. It is not too hostile or violent, for a change,ether.It looks like a guy has rich imagination and a hard timeaccepting the impossible. He can't do the things a woman can do.But he can do his own thing. In his own way.He can create. And joke like a guy.And we know guys. They don't always mean...Read Full Story
Sell a pen. Sell anything. You don't need Negotiating Skills.You need a good manual. And now you have it.Would you buy a pen from me ? Only if I were an Office Depot ?But I am not. And you will buy this pen from me anyway.Well, if I were Darin George, you would. It seems like Darin George would have you buy anything if he were to sell it to you.Below is the complete instruction on "How to sell a pen (or anything for that matter)."Welcome to our pen company! My name is Darin George; and you...Read Full Story
Wikizines are interactive magazines that anyone can create or edit - and this one is called "DISCOVER THIS". Here you can find fresh voices and respond in real time. Some members write articles about recent news and trends related to the wikizine's topic, others recount relevant personal stories or share their favorite pictures and video clips. Got an interesting idea or story to share with other members of this wikizine? Well, then put on your journalist's cap and add your own article!Read Full Story
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Having a presence on Facebook and other social media sites can help to increase a company’s brand awareness, increase sales, drive traffic to their website and deliver ad campaigns to the right audience. But, building a loyal following is a time ...
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While orbiting Earth at about 17,000 mph, SpaceX’s Dragon capsule Thursday came within 1.5 miles of the International Space Station in preparation for its historic hookup. scheduled for later this week. The Dragon's onboard sensors and flight ...