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Da Ali G Quotes
Booyakasha!
There's been enough sadness since da terrible events of 7-11.
Big up yourself.
Respek!
Is Disneyland a member of the UN?
Can we see the muff please?
I don't know if you know this, but dolphins ain't fish. They is like us, they is mammaries.
You got to check yourself before you wreck yourself.
Ali G: Do you think I would make a good cop?
Somebody else: No, not really.
Borat Quotes
In US of A, democracy is very different from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot.
American wine is like Kazahkstani wine, but not made from fermented horse urine.
If I work here, can I work in a room with a light?
Even though I am big like can of Pepsi?
Bruno Quotes
What's up? Being gay is the new coolest thing, which is why I came to gayest part of America ? Alabama!
Fashion saves more lives than doctors.
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