Daily Paparazzi is where you can fill your voyeuristic guilty pleasure of watching celebrities doing everyday things. Why this is interesting, we don't know, be we can't stop looking at the pictures either.
Katie Holmes is the genesis of 82% of all the rumors circulating around the gossip mags. Approximately. Here's a perfect example how it starts. Paparazzi pictures arrive at the desk of a gossip writer. Gossip writer gushes, "Oh! These. Are Delicious ! Can you... Oh my... I can't believe what I'm seeing! STOP THE PRESSES!" Then the liquid lies start flowing like gin, because Katie Holmes is an alcoholic. Boom! There's one rumor right there. It's easy and surprisingly fun! Below are some... Read Full Story
(Photo Agency) The Sea Shepherd, defender of whales at any cost. Hayden Panettiere has always sorta seemed like a female version of a douchebag. She joined the Sea Shepherd crew on Halloween of 2007 to go save the whales and it has not stopped being annoying since. She claimed there was an arrest warrant out for her in Japan to which the Japanese said, "Pshhha! Right. You can keep her, white devils." Not sure what it is, but it seems especially irresponsible when celebrities try to save... Read Full Story
(Photo: Photo Agency) The 2009 Cannes Film Festival is in full effect and, because all the paparazzi are there, so too are Paris Hilton and her boy friend du jour. The paparazzi-chaser reportedly made $22 million last year so it begs the question why she didn't spend at least some of that money on a professional stylist. Will someone please pull her aside and tell her, "Sweetheart, those head band things went out of style after the girls from Sunset Tan single handedly destroyed the trend in... Read Full Story
A show of hands who really really really can't wait until this just terrible head band trend goes away. Thought so. Moving right along: Paris Hilton was recently visiting North Bondi Beach when the photographers arrived. Since without the paparazzi, Hilton would be a complete nobody, she more than obliged for the photo op. Check her out posing for the cameras. Too much? After the impromptu photo shoot, Hilton and her pal took a stroll on the beach. And that's when things apparently got ugly... Read Full Story
This is Kim Kardashian . She gets paid to be herself in front of cameras and she is going to fix our economy, one ass cheek at a time. She quite possibly has the best job in show business and it breaks down like this: The bigger her butt gets; the more people are interested in her; the more people interested in her; the more people watch her show; the more people who watch her show; the higher her ratings; the higher her ratings; the more money she makes; the more money she makes; the more... Read Full Story
Canoe has it all figured out. If you're a celebrity and you don't want to be noticed, there are a few easy things you can do. (And yes, we do realize he was noticed by one crafty paparazzi but most people walking past this dude would probably give him their spare change.) Case in point: Paris Hilton, in her Bentley, at The Ivy in L.A. 1. Limit your trips to The Ivy. If you're ever in L.A., drive past The Ivy. You can't miss it; it's the place with all the rabid photographers running around... Read Full Story
Jay Mohr is a man of style and taste. Also: Hot wings. When you're on top of network television world (his show, Gary Unmarried , is on CBS, Wednesday nights at 8:30), the leading man needs to dress the part. And now, you can, too. In the above pic of Jay in NYC, the comedian is rocking a look that seems to effortlessly say, "I'm sneaking out of some broad's place before she wakes up and oh damn am I coming down hard from a long night of double Red Bull vodkas and tons of designer street... Read Full Story
Reality television star Kelly Osbourne took a break from her busy schedule of complaining to ride around Miami in this ridiculous toy Hummer . She and boyfriend/fiance Luke Worrall also rode jet skis and played on the beach. This is a hilarious dramatization of them off-roading. Osbourne, as you may recall, has run into some personal issues recently. She was arrested in January for slapping a journalist who wrote that Worrall had no idea what caused an earthquake. "I have an issue with you... Read Full Story
(Photo Agency) We would never wish ill on anyone, even, for example, the most painfully annoying Hollywood attention artists. But gotta say, if a celebrity couple were to get the swino virus on a celebrity honeymoon, in terms of raising awareness, it wouldn't be the worst thing if it were Heidi and Spencer . Swine flu is serious, people. And who better to raise awareness for the looming pandemic than a reality show celebrity couple? If they were to contract the virus, the whole world would... Read Full Story
It's only natural, really, that Madonna would want another Malawian child, despite the fact that it's against the law for her to adopt one in the first place. If someone told you driving on the sidewalks was illegal but one day you did it and got away with it, of course everywhere you drive would be anywhere but the streets. It's fun! But Madonna says it's not about her ability to laugh at international law. She wants her first Malawian son, David Banda , to have a sister. Kind of... Read Full Story
