Daily Paparazzi: Kim Kardashian Is a Money Spending Machine
This is Kim Kardashian. She gets paid to be herself in front of cameras and she is going to fix our economy, one ass cheek at a time. She quite possibly has the best job in show business and it breaks down like this: The bigger her butt gets; the more people are interested in her; the more people interested in her; the more people watch her show; the more people who watch her show; the higher her ratings; the higher her ratings; the more money she makes; the more money she makes; the more money she spends; the more money she spends; the more the economy grows. It's called Kimanomics, y'all and you better recognize.
Also, it's worth noting that in this above photo there's a tour bus pulling up next to these two shopaholics marked "Star Line Tours". They must just drive up and down Robertson Blvd., all day like a safari Land Rover full of Rhino scientists looking for celebrities. Weird.
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