No, No, No, Daisy Lowe

Bauer Griffin.

British model Daisy Lowe is an "It Girl" - and a hot one at that - so presumably this outfit is the machination of some PR person for Dolce & Gabbana who thought, "Well, someone in the front row has to be pantsless. And we couldn't get Gaga, so..."

Oh, Daisy. I know leopard print is a trend, but it just doesn't look right when it's A. bright red and B. all over someone's crotch. I love that she's still carrying a normal-looking leather purse, too - the properness of it just sends the whole look careening into sideshow territory.

I know there is someone out there in the world who absolutely loves Daisy Lowe for this. I am not that person.

Pictures of Daisy Lowe modeling Vivienne Westwood Red Label:

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