Why doesn't Flint, MI have a professional football team? Because then Detroit would want one.

What do Dan Orlovsky and Plaxico Burress have in common? Neither understands the concept of a safety.
Why was Rod Marinelli upset when the Detroit Lions' playbook was stolen? Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a one dollar bill? You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

• QB Orlovsky Set to be a Free Agent Friday
  

  QB Orlovsky Set to be a Free Agent Friday

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• Curtis Painter out, Dan Orlovsky in
  

  Curtis Painter out, Dan Orlovsky in

  Andrew Luck may want to stay for his senior campaign at Stanford. Just in time for a visit...

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• Texans nab QB Orlovsky
  Texans nab QB Orlovsky

  Dan Orlovsky didn't want to be Detroit's backup quarterback. Now he's the backup for the Houston Texans. Orlovsky, who said he wanted to compete for a starting job rather than be a backup to...

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• Despite a Better Effort; Lions Still Have Plenty of Questions
  

  Despite a Better Effort; Lions Still Have Plenty of Quest...

  The effort against the Vikings on Sunday was by far the best of the season for a Lions team...

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• Lions QB Dan Orlovsky plans to enter free agency
  Lions QB Dan Orlovsky plans to enter free agency

  Dan Orlovsky says he's pretty confident free agency will be better for him than accepting an offer to be a backup quarterback for the Detroit Lions. Orlovsky said Monday in a telephone interview...

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