Dane Cook Quotes

"Hey! Benson's ain't goin' anywhere!" One brother, five sisters… dude I’d have to wear a tampon just to fit in.   I don't know if I could kill...

Actor Dane Cook arrives at the premiere of Lionsgate's ' Good Luck Chuck ' at the National Theater on September 19, 2007 in Los Angeles...

So watch some of the Dane Cook stand-up videos, and if you find a funny quote that's not already listed below, then...well... ADD IT!!!