Dane Cook Quotes

Dane Cook Quotes

Dane Cook (born March 18, 1972) is a funny, funny man. He is best known for his "Retaliation" comedy CD, which became the highest charting comedy album in 28 years. Check out the latest Dane Cook quotes, pictures, jokes, and articles... [more]

Dane Cook (born March 18, 1972) is a funny, funny man. He is best known for his "Retaliation" comedy CD, which became the highest charting comedy album in 28 years. Check out the latest Dane Cook quotes, pictures, jokes, and articles here.

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List of Dane Cook Quotes

One brother, five sisters… dude I’d have to wear a tampon just to fit in.   I don't know if I could kill someone with a frozen turkey because that...

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Dane Cook Pics

Actor Dane Cook arrives at the premiere of Lionsgate's ' Good Luck Chuck ' at the National Theater on September 19, 2007 in Los Angeles...

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So watch some of the Dane Cook stand-up videos, and if you find a funny quote that's not already listed below, then...well... ADD IT!!!

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