Dane Cook Twitter 
So @StarvinAfrican said: "I've never had the chance to see @danecook live :( ONE DAY" - could be one day soon
Dane Cook tweeted on via web
You heard me. Yes you’ve got my attention. Your move now brattinella.
Dane Cook tweeted on via Tweetbot for iOS
Ok so you got my attention. You’re move now brat.
Dane Cook tweeted on via Tweetbot for iOS
.@ChrisBaker_24 said: "heats going to take this one Dane." - rookie mistake man you jinxed your boys. I'll leave you to Heat fans to explain
Dane Cook tweeted on via web
Great way to tie the series. @Celtics played their hearts out tonight. Got to give it up for the Heat keeping it interesting. 2-2
Dane Cook tweeted on via web
Damnnnn Rondo holy crap. He’s next level. @Celtics game or all star game??
Dane Cook tweeted on via Tweetbot for iOS
Boston @Celtics are dominating the Heat tonight. Made my pizza & wings tastier.
Dane Cook tweeted on via Tweetbot for iOS
Man the @Celtcs are destroying the Heat. Rondo is next level.
Dane Cook tweeted on via Tweetbot for iOS
Today = Awesome. Now = @Celtics Tonight = Stellar.
Dane Cook tweeted on via Tweetbot for iOS
Great full court basketball today with the fellas now getting ready for the @Celtics on Sunday Funday. Pizza & wings sucka.
Dane Cook tweeted on via web
Thinking Runyon sunset hike/workout. Then LAUGH FACTORY TONIGHT - 10 o'clock show - (insert emoji making chattering teeth face)
Dane Cook tweeted on via web
Remember, after the smoke clears there's still major clean up, burn smell, water damage, terrible anxiety & possible arson investigators.
Dane Cook tweeted on via web
Wanna have better friends? Don't be friends with people that complain about you to you.
Dane Cook tweeted on via web
Wanna lose weight? Don't live anywhere near a sweet smelling bakery.
Dane Cook tweeted on via web
Tweeting on a weekend is like discovering a bomb hidden in a mall but instead of running to the food court (cont) http://t.co/5qd7H5sP
Dane Cook tweeted on via TwitLonger Beta
Watching someone slowly self destruct is actually really entertaining if they deserve it.
Dane Cook tweeted on via web
Dating a model's like dating a hot assassin. Minus the part where they kill anyone, have secret abilities or deliver insanely cool speeches.
Dane Cook tweeted on via web
Going on a ride along but not with cops. Criminals. Should be interesting perspective. I called “shotgun” & they handed one. Silly crooks.
Dane Cook tweeted on via Tweetbot for iOS
Dane Cook tweeted on via Tweetbot for iOS
“@wicked_alice87: Hope I never get the chance to bone @danecook.” - I can make that happen.
Dane Cook tweeted on via Tweetbot for iOS
Awwww look at us all “parallel thinking” — Jinx buy me a Coke!! @robdelaney
Dane Cook tweeted on via Tweetbot for iOS
“@HuffPostComedy: Andy Samberg won’t return to ‘SNL’ next season” - Sucks to be fired like that. He will land on his feet somewhere.
Dane Cook tweeted on via Tweetbot for iOS
Prometheus looks loud.
Dane Cook tweeted on via Tweetbot for iOS
*-_VH_-* http://t.co/lia82nAT
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